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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:12 pm 
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Silver Bullet or $7
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You may only have one Silver Bullet in your deck.
If you would search for a card, you may reveal Silver Bullet from your library instead and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Exile Silver Bullet and target card.

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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:22 pm 
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{Art: A shady looking guy holding up a binder of Magic cards.}
Enchantment—Aura
Enchant creature
As an additional cost to play Soul Binder, pay enchanted creature's owner the market price of that card.
You own and control enchanted creature. (At the end of the game, the creature's original owner may choose to buy back the card for the price you paid for it.)


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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:55 pm 
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Cards that that haven't been printed since mirrodin cost :2: less to play.

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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
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Vorthos, Flavor Enthusiast
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Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
When Vorthos, Flavor Enthusiast enters the battlefield, name a Magic Character. (You may only name proper names.)
:4:: Search your library for a card with the named character in the art, or the character's name in the name or flavor text, reveal it, and cast it without paying its mana cost. Then, shuffle your library.
"Do you know about Urza? Well, his story starts in 1 AR, naturally -- that's Argavian reckoning, the calendar baser on Urza's birth -- He and his brother, who was actually born the same year..."
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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
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Mark Rosewater
Legendary Creature-Human Wizard (M)
Mark Rosewater's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pick up a blank piece of paper, design a Magic: the Gathering (TM) card, and put that card into your hand.
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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:29 pm 
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Secretly name a nonland card. Until your next upkeep, whenever an opponent casts the named card, you may reveal the chosen name. If you do, Wild Speculation deals 5 damage to that player and you draw a card.
"Okay, hear me out. Ugin is Nicol Bolas's ghost from the future. Here's why..."

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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
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"Okay, hear me out. Ugin is Nicol Bolas's ghost from the future. Here's why..."

I laughed.


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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
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I had a great idea for the next round but forgot it, so I'll extend this for a little while since I'm at work anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:12 am 
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Round something: Make a cerd that uses a silly race like chickens or clamfolk.

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I never take anytihng Lily says seriously, except for when I take it personally. Then it's personal.
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People, buy more stuff.
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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
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Lowhanging Sage :u:
Creature Sloth Wizard
:t:: Draw a card. End your turn with the least amount of effort possible.
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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:39 am 
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Wise Ass
Creature - Donkey Shaman (R)
Whenever Wise Ass or another Donkey enters the battlefield under your control, you may perform a haiku about that creature. If you do, draw a card.
If you look closely,
He is counting syllables
Using his fingers.

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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:15 am 
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You want a card with a Weird creature type
But Weird is a Normal creature type
However, Normal is not currently a creature type

Izzet Normal
(Art: A blank white paper cutout of a man or a bear)
Creature-Normal Wizard (U)
Izzet Normal is affected by summoning sickness
You can win the game and your opponents can lose the game
Creatures you control can be the target of spells or abilities
At the beginning of your upkeep, do nothing.
I guess it is
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Chicken Roost
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:t:: Add :1: to your mana pool.
:t:, tap an untapped chicken creature you control: put a hatching counter on chicken roost.
:t:, remove 3 hatching counters from ~: target opponent chooses a creature card they own from outside the game. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control.
The Tolarian institute of biology concluded that only chickens hatch from chicken eggs. In light of new evidence, they were forced to greatly broaden their definition of "chicken".

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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
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Swine Before Pearls UG
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Put a 2/2 Pink Hamfolk Warrior creature token with boarwalk onto the battlefield. If you already control a hamfolk, draw 2 cards instead.

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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:19 pm 
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Voting threads up to round 5 have been made.

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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2016 11:24 pm 
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Round 8: Make a minotaur

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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
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Bull@#$%er -
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Sacrifice Bull@#$%er: Search your library for a card, then name a card. An opponent may call "Bull" on you. If they do, reveal the card. If it's the named card, you may play it without paying its mana cost. If it isn't, you lose the game. Otherwise, put the card into your hand. Then, shuffle your library.
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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
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Whenever Lemming Leader attacks, you may choose an evergreen keyword. Lemming Leader gains that keyword until end of turn unless an opponent challenges you. If an opponent does, you must reveal a creature card from your hand that has the chosen keyword. Otherwise, sacrifice Lemming Leader.
No cliff is too tall for a suicide* of lemmings. *collective term
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Confined Minotaur

Creature — Minotaur
When Confined Minotaur enters the battlefield, put a Maze land token with ": Tap target creature." onto the battlefield.
As long as you control a Maze, Confined Minotaur can't attack or block.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may tear a Maze you control into pieces and remove those pieces from the game.
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 Post subject: Re: Fools in April
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Charging Bull
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Trample
Charging Bull's power and toughness are equal to the number of credit cards your own.
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