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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:46 pm 
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Ughh... This is the new lowest.

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Watch the Gilbert Gottfried part again and it will cure all that ails you


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Oh god Barns this is GOLD I´m laughing HARD!

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I think I watched it 18 times today

I get tears in my eyes each time

The Kissinger one is good too. It’s just so great hearing Gilbert unable to get through it and you can even hear Norms writing staff laughing in the background if you Jack it up

Norm being totally straight faced after each one too giving some boring fact about Kissinger, as if the thing that was just read is totally normal lol


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I was first introduced to Norm on SNL. Never cared much for the show - Kids in the Hall was more my jam in terms of skit comedies - but I’d watch SNL just for Norm’s weekend updates. The man was hilarious.

During the OJ Simpson trial, Norm was clowning on The Juice so hard, an NBC exec who was friends with Simpson threatened to fire him if he didn’t stop calling OJ a murder. Norm ended up getting fired and all OJ did was get away with murder


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Ughh... This is the new lowest.


Nah. That would have been the alternative joke, full lyrics to “Norm MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O”.


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@Timh

I’d need to post 20 more just like it to match your “music” video.


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Norm's license plate idea was one of the most unique pieces of comedy ever. I think he said it would confusingly offend everyone. The filters aren't going to let it through but I'll write it anyway.

I love n******

Wow it did let it through and that's a word I'm uncomfortable saying or writing so I edited it

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Speaking of, that was actually a real competitor for worst post on the forum ever made. It’s probably the one I would pick.

Not the post Devil just typed. The one that Shadowcran did.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:02 am 
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So I just have to imagine the post?

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…… Yes.

I already regret bringing it up now; because it involved 1800s era slavery and I’ve realized I can’t comfortably post some of the imagery involved; so yes use your imagination.


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nah, yours was worse, Mjack


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The 2nd worst post (or series of posts) I’ve seen on this forum was the Trump x Hillary role play involving Bill’s Sex Dungeon circa 2016.

Although it was guilty entertainment to watch garren moderate that in real time.


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Deathloop is a Hitman-esque trial and error type game with significantly more involved combat. I have not spoiled myself on the full details; but in reviews there seem to be two major complaints:

1. People don’t like the “Perfect Run” compared to other alternatives. The game is set in a time loop; snd there’s supposedly one major solution. The goal is to assassinate all targets in one singular run, which has only one major path supposedly. And…. people don’t like it as much as individual “incorrect” Assassinations available.

2. The multiplayer is completely ****. The game had a rival assassin who’s sole goal is to **** up your plans. This character is in an adversarial position controlled by either a bot or by a player. This adversarial multiplayer was supposed to be the games single biggest unique hook. And it’s completely and utterly ****. It’s all essentially one thing: it’s drastically easier to **** up a run than it is to perform one. The game balance literally just can’t handle a competent human controlling the enemy.


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mjack33 wrote:
Deathloop is a Hitman-esque trial and error type game with significantly more involved combat. .


Wondered what that game was about, but I was too lazy to click on it on steam to see.....

EDIT: Seems there's more than mjack's one sentence description to the game:

How it works: “Deathloop” puts players in control of a man named Colt Vahn, who wakes up on a beach and quickly discovers he’s in a violent time loop.

Players see the world through Colt’s eyes and can explore four major zones of the island at four times of day, before the loop resets.

Gameplay involves sneaking past or defeating creepily masked guards who patrol the island, while hacking computers, reading documents, cracking safes and generally exploring the world to figure out why it’s in a loop.

As players progress, the game tracks their discoveries and lets players set goals for the next step. For example: A key code discovered late in one loop might be used to unlock a door early in the next.

The ultimate goal is to kill eight enemy leaders in a one-day loop, a feat that initially seems impossible given their locations and the limited time available.

Mjack's description made me want to skip it, reading more..makes me actually want to try it out.


surprised mjack wasn't gushing or shouting for joy over the news of a KOTOR remake.

Also, I've decided to rename franchise fighting games like smash "nostalgia fight #" like Nickaloodian is putting out a version of nostalgia fighter with their properties.

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this should amuse everyone

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And going back to sea shanties


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That bumper car vid is great


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I was hoping the one with the rifle got down electrocute him self and shoot the rest of his team... That would be hilarious I think.

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