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Just set my appointment to get super-powers or microchips installed via the covid-19 vaccine.

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I'm loving the Biden-sent-us-fake-snow-to-punish-Texas group

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I rewatched Taken 2 last night which was terrible and it made me appreciate those Equalizer movies. They’re bad too but they are good bad, you know? Is there gonna be a third one?


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I'm loving the Biden-sent-us-fake-snow-to-punish-Texas group


What about Bill Gates did it by blocking or dimming the sun?

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Right up there with chem trails and flat earth

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I'm loving the Biden-sent-us-fake-snow-to-punish-Texas group


Where do you find these people? And do they deserve government support?


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The flat Earth people are actually smarter. They’ve tried some extremely math intensive **** to come up with maps of the planet’s geography that work with their theory. They are probably the smartest stupid people on the planet.

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Damn now I kinda like those flat earthers, I have a soft spot for stupid smart people...

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Damn now I kinda like those flat earthers, I have a soft spot for stupid smart people...


That explains why you like barney

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They are probably the smartest stupid people on the disk.

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Right up there with chem trails and flat earth


Or the threat of Dihydrogen Monoxide, it's very real.

https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

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sixty4half wrote:
I'm loving the Biden-sent-us-fake-snow-to-punish-Texas group


Where do you find these people? And do they deserve government support?


Luckily I don't encounter them in the wild, I only read stories and see videos.

Except that one time while at a bar when a lawyer friend of mine who I have a high opinion of his intelligence asked me if I had ever seen the skys of L.A. on a clear day after a bunch of planes had went thru. Half drunk I burst out, "You're not about to tell me that you're one of those people that believes in chem trails are you?" and the look on his face like I had just slapped his mother. I instantly felt bad for the way I reacted but we sat down and had a drunk conversation in which I couldn't remember exactly why vapor occurring from the compressed air that a wing of a certain size traveling through the air at a certian speed would be perfectly normal so I'm 100%positive I articulated myself poorly and made a complete ass out of myself, but whatever.


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Right up there with chem trails and flat earth


Or the threat of Dihydrogen Monoxide, it's very real.

https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


The government has a secret stash of that stuff at the bottom of the ocean. They also keep some stored at the bottom of the Great Lakes.

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“Steven D. Wolens, a former Democratic lawmaker from Dallas and a principal architect of the 1999 deregulation legislation, said deregulation was meant to spur more generation, including from renewable energy sources, and to encourage the mothballing of older plants that were spewing pollution. “We were successful,” said Wolens, who left the Legislature in 2005.“

I mean, that was the point and it was successful. Also, this article keeps using the word deregulation when what they really mean is competition.

Finally, a major point in the article is flat false. We didn’t lose 40% of our generation to cold weather - unless you measure the loss from the peak, which is not a logical way to make that measurement (we never got back to that level). We failed to meet 40% of the peak needs. Let me clarify: using that article’s logic we are still not producing 40% of our available power, or our grid continues to be 40% deficient today.

Contains a graph of the above paragraph: https://www.eia.gov/todayinenergy/detail.php?id=46836

This one is actually probably better than what you originally posted and isn’t trying so hard to score political points: https://www.texasmonthly.com/news/what- ... 9JvotfWz2Q


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Since we're on the topic of morons and jack asses;

Where do we rank these idiots who kill themselves or others with Gender Reveal or similar celebratory explosives on the Darwin Awards? I think the first few were candidates for Darwin of the Year but at this point it's getting cliche

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It’s a common thing?! I thought it only happened once


I think Darwin of the Year should always be selfie-caused deaths. Because they are beyond preventable and awareness needs to get out just how stupid and pointless it is to die that way.


Also, aren’t we always on the topic of morons and Jackasses here?


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Since we're on the topic of morons and jack asses;

Where do we rank these idiots who kill themselves or others with Gender Reveal or similar celebratory explosives on the Darwin Awards? I think the first few were candidates for Darwin of the Year but at this point it's getting cliche


They need our help and deserve government support.


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It’s a common thing?! I thought it only happened once


I think Darwin of the Year should always be selfie-caused deaths. Because they are beyond preventable and awareness needs to get out just how stupid and pointless it is to die that way.


Also, aren’t we always on the topic of morons and Jackasses here?

BRO!!!

Yesterday someone killed himself and injured his brother while trying to rig an explosive device for his upcoming gender reveal party.

Last week an attendee was killed by shrapnel from an exploding canon that was rigged with explosives for an engagement celebration.

Last summer an explosive device used for a gender reveal party in southern California caused a wildfire that burned 20,000 acres, caused the evecuation of a town and destruction of homes, AND killed a fireman that was working the fire.

These are just the three most recent that I remember. There are dozens more. At a wedding celebration, the grandmother of the ?bride? was killed by shrapnel from an exploding cake.... ect.

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It’s a common thing?! I thought it only happened once


I think Darwin of the Year should always be selfie-caused deaths. Because they are beyond preventable and awareness needs to get out just how stupid and pointless it is to die that way.


Also, aren’t we always on the topic of morons and Jackasses here?

BRO!!!

Yesterday someone killed himself and injured his brother while trying to rig an explosive device for his upcoming gender reveal party.

Last week an attendee was killed by shrapnel from an exploding canon that was rigged with explosives for an engagement celebration.

Last summer an explosive device used for a gender reveal party in southern California caused a wildfire that burned 20,000 acres, caused the evecuation of a town and destruction of homes, AND killed a fireman that was working the fire.

These are just the three most recent that I remember. There are dozens more. At a wedding celebration, the grandmother of the ?bride? was killed by shrapnel from an exploding cake.... ect.


It's pretty shocking that California (and other affected regions) doesn't (don't) have regulations against that kind of behavior.


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Since we're on the topic of morons and jack asses;


Please leave my posterior (singular) out of the conversation. Thx

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