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PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:01 pm 
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Hey, you wouldn't happen to be a group of those popular Drow who are shaking off the stereotypes of your race, and forming a rebellious band of chaotic good rogues and warriors? Yeah, I didn't really think so...

TPBM accidentally walked between a mother bear and her cub.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:14 pm 
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"Hey! You wanna work for the Gund or Ty company?"

TPBM has wandered into an alien landing site, and it's more like Falling Skies and Signs than E.T.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:52 pm 
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"I surrender, unless there's probing, then I volunteer."

The player below me is about to use one of the Suicide Booths from Futurama.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:55 am 
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"Least this string will let me get my quarter back."

The player below be just got captured by the Russian mob.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:05 pm 
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"Вы, ребята, надо быть самые уродливые невест по почте когда-либо."

The player below me is getting dragged to death by a horse.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:05 pm 
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"What a drag..."

TPBM is tied to a bundle of C4 as they demolish a football stadium.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:18 pm 
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""Well least I'll die happy knowing theres one less football stadium in the world"

The player below me cut the yellow wire, when he should have cut the blue one...

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:33 pm 
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"Dang! I'm color blind. Umm, eeney-meeney-miney-moe..."

TPBM is in a dark alley as Mack the Knife pops up behind them

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:37 pm 
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"Hah! 'Mack the Knife'? Thats such a bad nickname, at least 'Jack the Ripper' sounds friggin cool."

TPBM just accidentally received a lethal dose of radiation.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:26 pm 
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"Hope I get a third eye! Will I doc, will I?"

TPBM just inhaled too many gas fumes trying to syphon fuel from a cop car.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:44 pm 
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"At first I was high and dry...now it just seems I'll be high and die."

TPBM has contracted a never-before-seen virus, and the doctor says he has only 12 hours to live...

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:22 pm 
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"Its the final countdown!"

The player below me just found themselves in a mexican standoff...

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:04 pm 
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"Ummm....Are you the Bad or the Ugly?"

TPBM didn't notice the popped seal on a jar of pickles and caught botulism.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:21 pm 
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"Seems I've found myself in quite the ....pickle..."

TPBM is being attacked by a giant crab.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 6:33 pm 
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"It seemsmy mom is right...messing with the beach girls did result in getting a case of the crabs! Aaaaaah!!!!"

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:52 pm 
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Since Arcane Archer didn't give a prompt, I'll just ignore him.

"Ironically enough, I always thought my seafood allergy would be the thing to kill me."

TPBM licked a below freezing lamp pole on a dare, and is now firmly stuck and abandoned by their friends as the temperature keeps dropping.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:33 pm 
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"Ahwayth ook on the bight thide of lithe!"

TPBM just got crucified by the Romans and is beginning to suffocate when you can't hold yourself up any longer (they broke your legs, too...)

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:35 am 
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"I can't hang out much longer..."

The player below me is being digested by a giant snake.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:12 pm 
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"Well, it's still bigger than my apartment..."

The player below me is inside a plane, and the engines just failed.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:29 am 
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*Jumps out window*
"I've always wanted to go skydiving."

The player below me slipped on an icy sidewalk and broke their spine.

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