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Author:  TPmanW [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:06 pm ]
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Well that's it for fish day.

You are about to be dropped out of an airplane.
Your last words:

Author:  UselessCommon [ Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:15 am ]
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"I believe I can fly.
I believe I can touch the sky."


You have been buried alive.
Your last words, heard only by wooden planks and Death herself :

Author:  TPmanW [ Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:25 pm ]
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Well, I had this whole speech prepared, but if nobody's listening...

You are about to fall into an industrial-sized cotton candy machine. What are your last words?

Author:  UselessCommon [ Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:47 am ]
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"They'll think it's strawberry flavored just because of the pink color. Psychology !"

You are in hell, and somehow die there, again. What will you say to the shocked imps and sinners ?

Author:  TPmanW [ Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:26 pm ]
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Not going to lie. I was kind of hoping to end up in the other place.

A group of children tied balloons to you while you slept and you are now 100ft above the ground and rising. Death is imminent. What are your last words?

Author:  UselessCommon [ Sun Dec 11, 2016 1:42 pm ]
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I f..king refuse to f..king die ! *Starts to reach for balloons and pop some of them - just enough to fall very slowly.*

Phyrexian Obliterator attacks you, and you are the only permanent left. Your last words ?

Author:  TPmanW [ Tue Jan 03, 2017 3:44 pm ]
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I choose not to block. Let the planeswalker take the damage. [fades into oblvion as my controller loses the game]

You were hit by lightning three times in rapid succession. What are your last words before your eyes close for the last time?

Author:  UselessCommon [ Wed Jan 04, 2017 5:37 am ]
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"Even 9 toughness isn't enough, sometimes..."

You've been challenged to a battle of wits to death: your opponent secretly poisoned one of two glasses of vine, and you choose which one would drink which glass. Your head starts to hurt. What do you say ?

Author:  TPmanW [ Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:39 pm ]
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"I was so proud of solving your puzzle that I forgot I'm allergic to wine"

You just landed after skydiving and got stung by a bee. What do you say before your allergies kill you?

Author:  UselessCommon [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:33 am ]
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"Little did you knew, I have antihistamine pills with me all along ! Oh waitchchchhhh... "

A thick black mist rises around you out of nowhere. Voices wishper in your ears: "You come with us, as you've deserved your personal, exquisite Hell..."
What do you answer ?

Author:  TPmanW [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:37 pm ]
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"Oh wow, I didn't think I did anything that bad".

The president has just announced that WWIII has started- and will be ending very shortly. Before the bombs drop, what do you say?

Author:  UselessCommon [ Sat Jan 14, 2017 2:53 am ]
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"At least I'll see some cool fireworks !"

Suddenly, a Dalek attacks you !


TPmanW wrote:
"Oh wow, I didn't think I did anything that bad".
They never do. And only one ever got better. :)

Author:  Jerry Muldoon [ Fri May 05, 2017 7:40 am ]
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Little Bill Daggett: I'll see you in hell, William Munny.
Will Munny: Yeah.
[fires]

From Unforgiven (1992)

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