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Hero's Club
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Author:  pacone [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:26 am ]
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Polishes the brand new banner neatly, then crosses his arms and nods approvingly


Please make yourself at home, and enjoy the multiples services the Club offers!

Our services include, among others that I might have forgotten, and others that do not exist at the moment:


The Hero's Club also enjoys the presence of multiple creatures, each of a very different nature, such as Washer & Dryer, Rotsea, the local legged skull and Undead Pigeons.

While you drink your favorite beverage, you might as well visit the many special places in the Club, which I will list here:



(In the unusual times when The Great Lord or his cardboard cutout equivalent aren't operating, please ask our Evil Kitten of Orms-by-Gore if you need anything)

Author:  chinkeeyong [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:30 am ]
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A scruffy fellow with a nice hat pauses outside the door.

Hmm, looks like a happening place. Ahoy! Ahoy? Is anyone in there? Just what is this odd little corner of the world?

Eh!? Are those dragons I hear kicking up a din inside?

Author:  Aaarrrgh [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 12:26 pm ]
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A figure cloaked in both a heavy robe and an aura of mystery enters and looks around.

Author:  pacone [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 2:55 pm ]
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Pacone looks up from the table he was scrubbing

Oh, our first customer in a very long time! Come on in!

Slaps his unspeakable dishrag over his shoulder with a wet sound, ancient water dripping on the floor

How can we be of service? Need a drink to wash the dust from the road? Please have a seat, I think someone's at the door

Author:  chinkeeyong [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:04 pm ]
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A head of messy hair peers in through the window, dislodging several pigeons. Then it blinks in astonishment.

Will someone tell me why a Phyrexian in an apron is at the bar!?

Author:  Bounty Hunter [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:15 pm ]
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BH enters and makes herself at home at a corner table.

Author:  pacone [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:12 pm ]
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Phyrexian, filthy makes no matter here! Come on in, you'll see

The house special for our friend here!

Grins a most servile and no less disgusting smile

Author:  Urzasucks [ Sat Sep 06, 2014 6:32 pm ]
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Slides in

Beer me!

Author:  chinkeeyong [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 2:08 am ]
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Chance the Vagabond tosses his nice hat on a conveniently located rack before clomping into the room. Gawping like a tourist at all the strange things cluttering the bar, he reluctantly accepts from the bartender a glass of something that doesn't seem very likely to be alcohol. Then he sees the lady in the corner, and his look of relief at spotting a familiar face is palpable.

Psst. Aren't you that bounty hunter I've seen around the war room before? Am I glad to see you! Mind if I take a seat?

Author:  The Great Lord [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 4:56 am ]
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A black saurian creature pops up from behind the counter, stretching silvery wings as though just getting up from a very long nap. Each movement is accompanied by the soft tinkling of tiny bells concealed in the flowing red and silver robes. Already large eyes widen in surprise at the customers, and the quills quiver with glee.

Customers! Huzzah!

Without missing a beat TGL jumps up, fails to perform a graceful spin, and grabs numerous bottles which contain some kind of liquid sloshing around, and pours them into a tall glass. The resulting mixture is a bubbly, bright pink, and highly flammable. To top it off, he adds a tiny umbrella and a slice of antelope.

Enjoy! It hast been a while since we hath mixed anything, but it hast been at least a year since we accidentally poisoned someone! TGL grins reassuringly.

Glancing at US, TGL slides a beer down the bar, quickly followed by a TGL arms outstretched for hugging.

Author:  pacone [ Sun Sep 07, 2014 3:36 pm ]
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Anticipating the movement, Pacone tackles the wayward bartender in midair, timing his lunge so that the sliding tankard reaches Urzasucks safely

Our dear customer is in need of peace and rest! Let him enjoy his drink!

Flashes a grin and a quick bow, then dissapears behind the kitchen door

Author:  Aaarrrgh [ Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:42 am ]
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The hooded figure turns to the bartender.

Is it possible that the amount of time since you last mixed a drink is equal to the amount of time since you last poisoned someone?

Author:  ClaudeVsAshton [ Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:15 pm ]
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Drops a couple of coins on the table

I shall have some frothy giants blood.

Author:  The Great Lord [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:36 am ]
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... No, no of course not! That was an intentional poisoning, completely different! But on the plus side, we saved the undead pigeons from being exorcised. These door-to-door fanatics art such a pain! But if thee will excuse us.

TGL sends CvA a grin, and disappears into the backroom. The sounds of splashing and faint gurgling can be heard, before it suddenly turns quiet. A few moments later TGL re-emerges with a glass of red bubbling liquid, still fresh and steaming.

Say, hath thee two met? CvA, a well known veteran, and one of many who hast fought on both sides of the war, and this fine chap is Aaarrrgh, a fresh Blue Captain.

Author:  pacone [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:03 pm ]
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Pacone's eyes widen in recognition

Ay yes! I remember you now! You were there...when I was young and innocent you were there

*looks at the ceiling in blissful remembrance*

Those were the days when you really feared your opponents *eyes Argh with a measuring look*

But this is no place for such matters! In fact, if I'm not mistaken, we've got another shiny captain as a customer, right Tiggil?

Author:  chinkeeyong [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:55 pm ]
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Chance takes a tentative swig of the forbidding concoction before him.

He blinks. Then he downs the whole thing.

Hey, this is actually pretty good! Any chance of another glass, bartender? *hic* There aren't any strange side effects, are there?

Author:  Urzasucks [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:31 pm ]
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Takes the beer, and watches TGL's outstreched arms waiting for a hug. Points to his beer and gives him a "sorry" look.
Takes a gulp of the beer and sees CvA, grins, showing his yellow teeth

We meet again...

Author:  The Great Lord [ Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:15 am ]
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Of course Chance! We hath been working this bar for many a year and our beverage making is world class! Tiggil whistles (badly) as he attempts to make the same concoction again. Within moments his fabled skill manages to produce a something blue and light which produces a faint hissing sound - again garnished with a slice of antelope. He gives it to Chance proudly, oblivious to the fact it is completely different.

We art sure there art no strange side effects though! By some definitions of strange ... would thee like something for thy companion there too? And we like those poka-dots thou hast done with thy skin there, it is rather fetching.

Author:  chinkeeyong [ Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:54 am ]
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Aye... very fetching...

Chance wanders out of the bar in a haze, narrowly colliding with Aaargh on the way.

Author:  ClaudeVsAshton [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:40 am ]
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CvAs lips touch his glass, warm liquid seeping between dried cracked lips. His eyes glance at Pacone's melancholy state lost in memories long ago. A smile trailed slowly across his face as he too remembered Pacone as a young lad fresh to the battlefield many eons ago.

As the frothy blood disappeared from glass CvAS prepared to leave the establishment when a voice hissed from the crowd of bar goers.

"We meet again."

A tremor streaked down his spine at his recognition of the voice. Head turning his eyes caught a dark figure. Urzasucks...


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