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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:53 pm 
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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a Zombie Phoenix battle a mysterious Hydra.

That is an impressive bit of necromancy, to zombify a phoenix.

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Coincidentally, Kahr-ret-Taris and Aamir both end up on the deserted island plane of Azoria. There, Kahr is attacked by a Rat, but Aamir manages to save him just in time.

Kahr: "That rat told me it was safe here."
Aamir: "I hate to say it, but I think he's a Liar."

Incidentally, this post reminds me very indirectly of the song "Two Princes..."

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The paths of fate have converged and Zhiran apparently seemingly suffers from delirious hallucinations at the hands of Raiker Venn, but secretly is working to oppose Morgezka Shanak but is secretly being manipulated by Lady Nasina because of the machinations of Antine.

This is one of the more ridiculous prompts I've ever read...

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Kahr-ret-Taris attempts to explain philosophy to Jade, but it goes poorly.

Kahr: "You must be flowing like molten lava, not rigid like volcanic rock."
Jade: ...
Kahr: "Oh, sorry."

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Arbagoth is under attack! Antine must gather allies such as Cara Holis and Mattias the Tinkerer before it's too late, but Antine is hampered when he spends an afternoon watching a rainbow with Lourima Viiran.

I don't think this alternate version of The War of the Wheel makes much sense...

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In the dark of the night, The Duchess is woken by a Soltari! The Soltari explains that she has been chosen to become the last defender of Ikass and using the magic of The Last of All, she can become the hero known as Magical Girl The Duchess! Now the pair must keep Evil Sovereign Donagut from getting their hands on The Coin of Eirene and enacting their dastardly plan!

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It's happy hour at the Laughing Lhurgoyf tavern on Shandrovol, and Beryl, the Heart-Scarred and Ilyria the Accursed are carousing. Suddenly Ophelia Lumara arrives in search of heroes to save Tarkir. Who will rise to the challenge? And can Beryl be trusted?

Really? Beryl is the one you're worried about?

Also, The Laughing Lhurgoyf is an awesome tavern name, and I may have to find a story to use that in.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 3:54 am 
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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a Zombie Phoenix battle a mysterious Hydra.

That is an impressive bit of necromancy, to zombify a phoenix.

I had a card contest for that once.
It was inspired by Duels of the Planswalkers, the Planechase edition, in which I dropped a phoenix at the Onakke Catacombs and it looked metal as hell.

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Coincidentally, Kahr-ret-Taris and Aamir both end up on the deserted island plane of Azoria. There, Kahr is attacked by a Rat, but Aamir manages to save him just in time.

Kahr: "That rat told me it was safe here."
Aamir: "I hate to say it, but I think he's a Liar."

Incidentally, this post reminds me very indirectly of the song "Two Princes..."
you know, those two have shockingly lot in common.

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The paths of fate have converged and Zhiran apparently seemingly suffers from delirious hallucinations at the hands of Raiker Venn, but secretly is working to oppose Morgezka Shanak but is secretly being manipulated by Lady Nasina because of the machinations of Antine.

This is one of the more ridiculous prompts I've ever read...
It would NOT be good to be near him.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 5:29 pm 
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Zhiran wanders drunkenly into the first sphere of Phyrexia.

I'm guessing this is set in the past, but still, an interesting idea.

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Donagut is investigating the theft of a fortune in gold on Cyrea and his suspects include Sava Pith, Mari Gwynn, Aria, and Morgezka Shanak. To his surprise, all the facts point to... Sava Pith!

Sava, just because the voice in your head tells you it's okay to plunder doesn't make it so.

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In the nick of time, Cara Holis saves Chardis of the Dual-Walkers's life. This results in a short-lived romantic liaison between the two.

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Oh, man, are there some ghosts that could tell her some stories!

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Penelophine has a meeting with an ancient Hellion on Ashkanar-That-Was, after a duel between Huinn, Last of the Darkwings and Morgezka Shanak left them stranded there.

Ever wonder where Penelophine disappeared to in Chapter 35? Well, it turns out that the battle between Morgezka and Huinn somehow opened up a reality rift that swallowed the Siren and transported her to Ashkanar, where she had to meet with an ancient Hellion planeswalker, and the two had to set reality right again. Maybe I'll put that whole side story in the deleted scenes some day...

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Coincidentally, Yeong Eode and Mari Gwynn both end up on Zent. There, Yeong Eode begins searching for The Darkmantle, but Mari is determined to stop Yeong Eode by any means necessary.

You might be in a little over your horn, Mari.

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Coincidentally, Illarion Vale and Gruff both end up on Siraus. There, they rendezvous to discuss their silly plans.

Silly, indeed.

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Nasperge does an Aubedore reading for Denner Fabellian in the "Crossroads" pattern.

For the corners, he draws the Snake, the Manacles (inverted), the Fairy (inverted), and the Seamstress (inverted) .

For the spokes, he draws the Ghost, the Ring, the Scroll, and the Griffin (inverted).

At the Crossroads, he lays the Gravestone vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Dwarf (inverted), which is horizontal.

Denner Fabellian is free to interpret the reading as he wishes.

:takei:

Poor Denner...

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The multiverse has it out for Jade, as a Camarid Knight attacks her. Poor Jade now is left suffering on Janhapurh.

I admit it. I didn't even know Camarids could be knighted...

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Kala, The Iron Doctor seeks to prolong her life, and she plans to do this by destroying Iun Ilana and the Djinn-ruled elemental plane Wildfire.

Mattias: "Um, Kala? Is that really, you know, necessary?"
Kala: "Hmm. You know, now that you mention it? No, it's not. Not in the least. Okay, then. You want to play a board game or something?"

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Fisco Vane, the Shark throws a party on the continent Slena. He invites Kala, The Iron Doctor, Sri Hara, Aria and Beryl, the Heart-Scarred, but Aria can’t stand Beryl!

Aria: "Ugh, I just hate her! She just thinks she's soooo hot."


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:57 pm 
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In the nick of time, Cara Holis saves Chardis of the Dual-Walkers's life. This results in a short-lived romantic liaison between the two.

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Oh, man, are there some ghosts that could tell her some stories!

Not completely related, but now I'm imagining a relationship between Cara Holis and Orida Vise.

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Nasperge does an Aubedore reading for Denner Fabellian in the "Crossroads" pattern.

For the corners, he draws the Snake, the Manacles (inverted), the Fairy (inverted), and the Seamstress (inverted) .

For the spokes, he draws the Ghost, the Ring, the Scroll, and the Griffin (inverted).

At the Crossroads, he lays the Gravestone vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Dwarf (inverted), which is horizontal.

Denner Fabellian is free to interpret the reading as he wishes.

:takei:

Poor Denner...

I'd be very interested in a comprehensive interpretation of similar articulate readings. The Snake and the inverted Manacles sound bad, though not as ominous as the Gravestone as a destination :takei:

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Fisco Vane, the Shark throws a party on the continent Slena. He invites Kala, The Iron Doctor, Sri Hara, Aria and Beryl, the Heart-Scarred, but Aria can’t stand Beryl!

Aria: "Ugh, I just hate her! She just thinks she's soooo hot."

Sometimes I forget how can a human smirk and cringe at the same time.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:26 pm 
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Not completely related, but now I'm imagining a relationship between Cara Holis and Orida Vise.

I've actually thought about approaching Barinellos about having Cara be a sort of mentor to Orida, what with the ability overlap. I'm not saying it won't happen, but Cara is not really the mentoring type, I don't think, and Orida is certainly not the pupil type.

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I'd be very interested in a comprehensive interpretation of similar articulate readings. The Snake and the inverted Manacles sound bad, though not as ominous as the Gravestone as a destination :takei:

Maybe The Gravestone is like Death in our tarot, more about change than actual ill-omen. And anyway, it can't be as bad as the Happy Squirrel card. :shudder:

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Fisco Vane, the Shark throws a party on the continent Slena. He invites Kala, The Iron Doctor, Sri Hara, Aria and Beryl, the Heart-Scarred, but Aria can’t stand Beryl!

Aria: "Ugh, I just hate her! She just thinks she's soooo hot."

Sometimes I forget how can a human smirk and cringe at the same time.

Ah, yes. The smirk/cringe. The "smringe," as nobody calls it. Just one of my many gifts to the world.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:37 pm 
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And all I can think is "Fisco is thowing a party? This must be one of those zillion-dollar-a-plate Fundraiser shindigs"

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:31 am 
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Maybe The Gravestone is like Death in our tarot, more about change than actual ill-omen.

Less about change, I'd think, then about ancestors or legacy. We're not focused on the event itself in this case, but on what gets left behind.

Alternatively, a time of rest after activity is complete. Or more concretely, a place where someone has literally been buried.


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Maybe The Gravestone is like Death in our tarot, more about change than actual ill-omen.

Less about change, I'd think, then about ancestors or legacy. We're not focused on the event itself in this case, but on what gets left behind.

Alternatively, a time of rest after activity is complete. Or more concretely, a place where someone has literally been buried.

Yeah, that makes sense, and of course, the meaning can change somewhat based on the pattern of the reading and the other cards that appear in conjunction with it.

But of course, that is one of the main reasons I don't particularly want to codify the meanings of the cards any more than I have to. I like that they're open to interpretation and interaction.


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Can I say I entirely support both non-codified and metaphorical meanings? After all, I used the Fish to represent Illarion's demise (and subsequent 'viking' funeral), which was in some ways very literal and in others very not, and certainly not on any standard list I'm sure.

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Yeah, Cara isn't exactly a mentor, more... a drill sergeant.
I'm not against the idea, because Cara does need more socialization, a fact she's profoundly aware of, but consequentially, her social graces are understandably... not. She has none, basically.

On the flip side, it would be fascinating to see Orida's response to Cara's blood knight side.

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Donagut has grown suspicious of Daneera and follows the other 'walker to Arbagoth. There, Daneera catches Donagut and flees again.

Donagut: "The place looked like a wreck, and the dame was in a hurry to get out of there when she saw me. I bet she had something to do with this."

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The Magician Nasperge is going insane, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to a Kithkin.

Nasperge draws the Arrow (inverted), the Horse, and the Field, and declares his reading an elaborate sham.

Orida Vise: "Well, then, why the **** did you make me pay for this ****?"

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In a very special musical episode, Morgezka Shanak attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Morgan of Voor... in song!

Morgezka (singing): "Look at me, I'm a dragon!
You get in that paddy wagon!
Step right in and slam the door!
You're under arrest, Morgan of Voor!"

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Huinn, Last of the Darkwings wants to learn about a youthful indiscretion, and so gets in an epic duel with Beryl, the Heart-Scarred. However, Beryl is suffering from severe burns, and will only help Huinn if he goes to the deserted island plane of Azoria to see Renn Winmoore about a cure. Renn knows about the cure, but will only give it to Huinn if he can locate a Jakk gun. Huinn searches for it on Ikass, but only finds a pincher. At this point, Huinn gives up on this side quest.

"Beryl is suffering from severe burns." - Really, Generator? Really?

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Illarion Vale parties out on Aliavelli. There, he joins forces with Astria and later offers to take his new companion to see the multiverse

Um, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...

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Ygraine of Segovia attempts to explain how dangerous The Darkmantle is to Syl of the Dual-Walkers, but Syl just won't listen.

It's not that she won't listen, it's that she can't hear her...

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It’s an interplanar game of Tag! A Timmerian fiend tags Raiker Venn on Ulgrotha, who tags Larasa Farleth on Zent, who tags Kirsh of the Flats on Valjan. Kirsh attempts to tag Syl of the Dual-Walkers on The Wheel, but Syl narrowly escapes! Now Kirsh is frustrated and bored…and cranky.

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In a very special musical episode, Morgezka Shanak attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Morgan of Voor... in song!

Morgezka (singing): "Look at me, I'm a dragon!
You get in that paddy wagon!
Step right in and slam the door!
You're under arrest, Morgan of Voor!"

Morgezka, the Gentledragon Cop. Raiker claims copyright.

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Illarion Vale parties out on Aliavelli. There, he joins forces with Astria and later offers to take his new companion to see the multiverse

Um, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...

:cry:

This reminds me of the Dreambubbles, a location in Homestuck where dead people could wander in perfect copies of locations from their memories and pass eternities together... even living people could reach them during sleep. A really sweet and melancholic concept.

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Zhiran's Academy! Maral, Celestial Wright has asked Larasa Farleth to go to the Prom with her! But Larasa would rather play matchmaker and sets up Maral with Lourima Viiran instead! Things get more complicated when Raiker Venn, the Multiverse's Greatest Poet, decides the Prom would make the perfect setting for his Magnum Opus!

Oh dear. It was all so cute, size difference and all!

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On Tamingazin, Ellia the Endbringer saves Morgan of Voor's life.

Just to know what the hell happened on Yarrond, I wager... Morgan? RUN.

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The Magician Nasperge is bored, and decides to give an Aubedore reading to an Angel.

Nasperge draws the Angel, the Fairy, and the Jester, and declares his reading flawed.

Nasperge: That's... not what I expected, Diana.

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Blink's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Lumina Revelaris arrives! She comforts Blink, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Blink and Lumina head off to explore Solphos.

She's NOT the kind of girl you bring home, Lumina...

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Alessa Rehn attempts to explain mana to Raiker Venn, but Raiker would rather talk about religion.

I'm sure Raven would be able to make one of his golden one-liners from this.

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Dorn trades information with a newly ascended Planeswalker: a Cat!

This doesn't sound new to me...

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Six planeswalkers are summoned to a secret meeting: Gale with her rope, Fisco Vane with his jakk gun, Kahr-ret-Taris with his moorent, Orida Vise with her Doom Clapper, Antine with his Kahvan Saber, and Gruff, with a big stick. But suddenly the torches are extinguished, and everyone sets down their weapons! When the torches are relit, they find a dead body there!

These six planeswalkers now journey around the Multiverse, visiting planes and questioning one another. Eventually, though, it becomes clear that the murderer was Antine, on Ossia, with a big stick.

I appeal on Antine's behalf.

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Blink's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Lumina Revelaris arrives! She comforts Blink, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Blink and Lumina head off to explore Solphos.

She's NOT the kind of girl you bring home, Lumina...

Ha!

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Alessa Rehn attempts to explain mana to Raiker Venn, but Raiker would rather talk about religion.

I'm sure Raven would be able to make one of his golden one-liners from this.

I could, but it's so crass that I don't want to say it.

So, to help me out, here's Orida Vise:

Orida Vise says:


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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Ikass! Sundar Elarion has asked A Timmerian fiend to go to the Prom with him! But a Timmerian fiend feigns boneitis! This makes matters awkward when a Timmerian fiend appears to the prom with Sharaka Tharnak for a date! Things get more complicated when Daneera crashes the party! It turns out Daneera is awesome, and she becomes the life of the party!

Good for you, Daneera! It's good to see her social graces have improved :D
(that's a popular fiend if I ever saw one...)

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Lady Nasina attempts to explain the attraction she has to to Rimarra, but Nasina realizes she doesn't know anything about it!

wut

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It's a high stakes game of cards on Aralheim between Alessa Rehn, Syl of the Dual-Walkers, and Larus of Vindstadr.

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It's a high stakes game of cards on Jund between Rimarra, Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, Orida Vise, and Illarion Vale.

Amphiseum II: Poker Multiverse Series edition! (these two entries came up in the same batch of 3)

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The Inferno Amulet has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Gale planeswalks to Thorneau in search of it.

Just when we thought the Revolution was messy enough.

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Fisco Vane, the Shark arrives on Tarkir, in the possession of the artifact known as The Darkmantle. Mad with power, he uses The Darkmantle to terrible effect!

You had a good thing going there, Fisco...

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In the Mercenary and Artificer tavern on Mercadia, under duress, Alessa Rehn gives an Aubedore reading to Donagut in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, she draws the Dragon (inverted), the Princess, the Sufferer (inverted), and the Jester (inverted).

For the spokes, she draws the Shield, the Soldier (inverted), the Seamstress (inverted) , and the Demon (inverted).

At the Crossroads, she lays the Smith vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Throne (inverted), which is horizontal.

Donagut orders a stiff drink.

I can't exactly blame him.

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In the White Rhino tavern on the ancient plane of Equilor, in the center of the main room, Nasperge gives an Aubedore reading to Lady Nasina in the "Crossroads pattern."

For the corners, he draws the Spider, the Wall, the Jester, and the Sufferer.

For the spokes, he draws the Arrow (inverted), the Healer, the Poet (inverted), and the Flag.

At the Crossroads, he lays the Huntress vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Knight (inverted), which is horizontal.

Lady Nasina is free to interpret the reading as she wishes.

I can't shake the feeling there's something really sad going on...

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Dammerdall! But Mari Gwynn doesn't have a date! Now Mari is desperate to find someone to go with her! [#one] Things get more complicated when Mari and her date get involved in an epic dance-off with Tryst and her date, Rimarra!

There is a glitch in the Matrix.

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In a massive blizzard, Raiker Venn saves Jade's life. This results in a short-lived romantic liaison between the two.

Yeah, right. Raiker's will have some scratches on his back, this I can say for sure.

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It's been a while since I've done this, so let's get generating!

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After experiencing a trippy hallucination, Beryl, the Heart-Scarred decides to search for a mysterious treasure on Helkavin. For the sake of safety, Beryl decides to travel alone. After a long and eventful adventure, she finally reaches the heart of a dense forest. After hours of searching, she finds her treasure! Triumphantly, Beryl raises a long-forgotten book of spells over her head!

I'd read that!

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It's happy hour at the Roasting Scorpion tavern on Faskeria, and Dorn , Kala, The Iron Doctor, and a planar native are carousing. Suddenly Phyrexia. All of it. arrives in search of heroes to slay a terrible Skeleton Gargoyle. Who will rise to the challenge? And can Phyrexia. All of it. be trusted?..in bed.

Does anyone else think that THIS is the trippy hallucination referenced in the first prompt?

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Denner Fabellian has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Denner discovers the secret admirer is Tryst! Denner is extremely surprised!

I don't think I want to know what sort of gifts she's sending him.

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Daneera arrives on the ancient plane of Equilor, in the possession of the artifact known as Nevinyrral's Disk. There, she receives the artifact known as The Golgothan Sylex from Clade, hoping to learn more about Nevinyrral's Disk.

Clade: "Here, I don't have time to destroy this plane. You do it."

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Nasperge reflects on his recent meeting with Kimberley Talon on his deathbed.

Nasperge: "That reading...~cough~...could have gone better."

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred planeswalks to Arbagoth. There, she attempts to apprehend and bring to justice Sundar Elarion.

I feel you may have misinterpreted some clues there, Beryl.

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred chases Aloise Hartley to Aralheim, a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as Reality Shaping--outside of the deserted island plane of Azoria, and Aldis. Upon landing on Aldis, she gets drawn into complex political intrigue by the other 'Walker.

You two play the strangest games.

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Chardis of the Dual-Walkers is forced to do battle with Penelophine.

"The time has come for us to say Siren-ara!"

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After overhearing a bizarre rumor, Sharaka Tharnak decides to search for a mysterious treasure on Cyrea. For the sake of safety, Sharaka seeks to travel with Tey'von. After a long and eventful adventure, they finally reach the heart of a dense forest. After hours of searching, they find their treasure! Triumphantly, Sharaka raises a long-forgotten book of spells over her head!

Sharaka and Tey'von is a very interesting match-up, although I can't help but wonder if a book of spells was what she was hoping to find.

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Alar wakes up to find she's on the vast forest plane Pyrulea. She last remembers being on Cyrea and has no memory of how she got here! Will Alar be able to regain those lost memories before Antine takes advantage of the situation?

Oh, come on, Antine! She's about the only planeswalker greener (not er) than you. You should help her, not take advantage of her.

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It's a high stakes game of cards on Innistrad between Dorn, Tryst, Orida Vise, and a planar native. However, the game grinds to a halt when Dorn attempts to win the heart of Orida

Dorn: "Have you ever thought about giving your heart to the Path of the Majestic Storm?"
Orida: "No, now deal the **** cards."

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The paths of fate have converged and Kimberley Talon seemingly seeks revenge upon the Eightfold Lotus, but secretly is working to oppose Lia Xin because of the machinations of Cyrryc Adda.

:huh:

That must have been some weird poison Cyrryc used...

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Denner Fabellian wants to learn about economics, and so must grudgingly accept the help of Aloise Hartley. However, Aloise is suffering from delirious hallucinations, and will only help Denner if he goes to Theros to see A Timmerian fiend about a cure. a Timmerian fiend knows about the cure, but will only give it to Denner if he can locate The Coin of Eirene. Denner searches for it on Keter, but only finds a pest. At this point, Denner gives up on this side quest.

Denner: "I just wanted to know what the local exchange rate was..."

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Nasperge does an Aubedore reading for Raiker Venn in the "Crossroads" pattern.

For the corners, he draws the Thief (inverted), the Woods (inverted), the Baroness, and the Griffin.

For the spokes, he draws the Wolf, the Servant, the Manacles, and the Rope.

At the Crossroads, he lays the Angel vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Library, which is horizontal.

Raiker Venn is visibly shaken by the reading.

Evidently, if I'm reading this correctly, The Duchess did not approve of Raiker tampering with the affairs of the Infinite Library.

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Kahr-ret-Taris's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Kimberley Talon arrives! She comforts Kahr, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Kahr and Kimberley head off to explore Thorneau.

We've talked about how interesting it might be for Kahr to meet up with Jinsen. It would be pretty interesting for him to meet up with Kimberley, too, and makes me wonder why The Lotus isn't around.

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Faskeria is under attack! Syl of the Dual-Walkers must gather allies such as Nasperge before it's too late, but Syl is hampered when she joins forces with Lukas Harran.

Lukas: "Remember me?"
Syl: "No. Wait...oh. Oh, dear. Listen, everyone, do not listen to this man. He is insane. And there is certainly no reason to go checking up on any of the planes he will claim I destroyed..."

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It’s an interplanar game of Tag! Sundar Elarion tags Larasa Farleth on Cyrea, who tags Nasperge on the miniature plane Segovia, who tags Dorn on Regatha. Dorn attempts to tag Aloise Hartley on Zent, but Aloise narrowly escapes! Now Dorn tries to tag Nasperge again, but Nasperge calls “No Getsies Backsies”.

Dorn: ~sigh~ "See, this is why I hate humans..."
Aloise: "I'm sorry. It's just, you were trying to tag us with your horn and all..."


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Faskeria is under attack! Syl of the Dual-Walkers must gather allies such as Nasperge before it's too late, but Syl is hampered when she joins forces with Lukas Harran.

Lukas: "Remember me?"
Syl: "No. Wait...oh. Oh, dear. Listen, everyone, do not listen to this man. He is insane. And there is certainly no reason to go checking up on any of the planes he will claim I destroyed..."

Hah!

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a planeswalker battle a confused Sheep Archer.

I just picture someone actually picking up a sheep and launching it with an oversized longbow.

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Aria has grown suspicious of Beryl, the Heart-Scarred and follows the other 'walker to Dammerdall. Then things get complicated as she is attacked by Nasperge, Alar, Lia Xin, and a Frog Coward.

Of course, the Frog Coward would only attack if an old fortune teller, a young girl, and a mute woman attack, too. The rest of this prompt makes perfect sense, though.

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It’s an interplanar game of Tag! Rimarra tags Lia Xin on Aldis, who tags Ygraine of Segovia on the rogue plane Shandalar, who tags Donagut on The Celestial Realm. Donagut attempts to tag Kahr-ret-Taris on The Wheel, but Kahr narrowly escapes! Now Donagut is frustrated and bored…and cranky.

They have been working him like a dog lately.

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred goes sight-seeing on Zhiran's Academy.

I didn't realize that was a tourist destination, but this could be interesting.

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Mari Gwynn finds herself captured by a very strange army comprised of Blinkmoths, Snake Scouts, Skeleton Homarids, and even Efreet Artificers.

Skeleton Homarids? I mean, I'm no expert on marine biology, but...

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The multiverse has it out for Beryl, as she is trampled while attending a ritualistic stampede. Poor Beryl now has to find Huinn, Last of the Darkwings to appeal to his good nature.

:takei:

The Generator is up to its old tricks again...

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Ihn Gallad! But Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands doesn't have a date! Now Rishima is desperate to find someone to go with her! Rishima is resigned to being alone at the Prom. Is there really no Planeswalker in the multiverse who'll go with Rishima? Things get more complicated when Prom Queen Rishima Insists on taking center stage allowng no one else to have any fun until she feels properly appreciated! It's up to Rishima to show her up!

So...she's the prom queen, but can't find a date, and doesn't want anyone else to have any fun, so she has to show herself up? It's amazing how many proms this sort of thing happens at.

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Illarion Vale crash lands upon Helkavin. There, he trades information with a demon of the Xordikrast and later offers to take his new companion to see the multiverse

It's eerie, but this is almost exactly what happened...

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Orida Vise attempts to explain where she last saw The Hands of Light and Shadow to Raiker Venn.

Orida: "Oh, yeah, those. Yeah, I remember where I saw those. Let me think. Oh, right, I last saw those when I shoved them up the *** of the last guy who asked me!"


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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a planeswalker battle a confused Sheep Archer.

I just picture someone actually picking up a sheep and launching it with an oversized longbow.
Usually you only see that sort of thing with dragon skeet shooting...

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Skeleton Homarids? I mean, I'm no expert on marine biology, but...
It's called an exoskeleton for a reason!

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So...she's the prom queen, but can't find a date, and doesn't want anyone else to have any fun, so she has to show herself up? It's amazing how many proms this sort of thing happens at.
Oh if you think that's bad, you did NOT want to be at her sweet 1600.

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It's eerie, but this is almost exactly what happened...
monkeys and typewriters, y'know...

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Orida: "Oh, yeah, those. Yeah, I remember where I saw those. Let me think. Oh, right, I last saw those when I shoved them up the *** of the last guy who asked me!"
I don't think that's how you're supposed to wear them...

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