Tempting Table
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may bargain. (To bargain, sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token.)
Create three Food artifact tokens named Faerie Feast. They have ", , Sacrifice Faerie Feast: You gain 3 life and mill three cards. You may put a permanent card milled this way in your hand." Create six of those tokens instead if this spell was bargained. At the beginning of the next end step, exile those tokens.
What mortal fare may suffice after this?

Rofl "Syrup Mammoth". I've just been saying that over and over again and it still makes me chuckle. It would be a good band name.

Unrivaled Expanse
Enchantment ─ Aura (U)
Enchant land
Play with the top card of your library revealed.
If the top card of your library is a land card, enchanted land gains ": Add a mana of any type the revealed land could produce."

Virulent Verdancy |
Enchantment

At the beginning of combat during your turn, up to X target creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn where X is the number of tapped forests you control.

Wandering Vine —
Creature — Plant (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a growth counter on target land. It gains ": Add to your mana pool.".
Wandering Vine gets +1/+1 for each land with a growth counter.
2/2

Zeal of the Unchained
Enchantment (R)
Abilities you can activate only once each turn may be activated any number of times instead.
They always spoke in whispers about the power of nature, but he didn't realize it would involve so much screaming.

Multicolor

Arsenic Adder
Creature - Snake
Ward
Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, ~ deals 1 damage to that player at the beginning of that player's next upkeep unless that player pays before that step.
Gerald laughed as the tiny snake's fangs barely pierced his wrist and tossed him back into the woods. A week later, Gerald wasn't laughing, and he wouldn't anymore.
[1/3]

Bored to Death
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack.
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature."

Clasped Hands
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has soulbond.
When enchanted creature dies, if it's paired with another creature on the battlefield, return enchanted creature to the battlefield. (This Aura still goes to the graveyard.)
When a creature paired with enchanted creature dies, if enchanted creature is on the battlefield, return that creature to the battlefield.

Drama Queen
Creature - Human Noble (U)
Spells must target Drama Queen if able.
If Drama Queen would fight a creature, instead create a cursed role and attach it to that creature.
"You wouldn't believe the day I've had."
2/2

Elephant Hunter
Creature ─ Human Warrior (U)
Deathtouch
When Elephant Hunter enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature card from it and that player puts it onto the battlefield. Then, destroy it.
2/2
His eyes glittered. "Why, the risk of being trampled is part of the excitement!"

Fluctuating Weird |
Creature - Weird

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, ~ gains +1/+1 until end of turn. If that spell was cast from your graveyard, draw a card, then discard a card.

2/2

Geistlamp

Creature - Spirit
Defender, Flying
Whenever Geistlamp blocks a creature, exile that creature at end of combat. When you do, its controller creates a token that's a copy of Geistlamp (Do this even if Geistlamp is destroyed by combat damage)
Death, like misery, longs for company.
0/2

Heartrend

Sorcery (U)
Destroy target creature. Up to one target creature can't block this turn.
“There are fates worse than death. You could be one of the ones left alive."
—Taani, berserker of Etlan

Obscure reference time...

Imp Y Celyn
Legendary Creature ─ Human Bard (M)
Indestructible
Whenever an enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Imp Y Celyn.
Whenever any player takes an extra turn, transform Imp Y Celyn.
1/1
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Elvish the Fry Cook
Creature ─ Human Citizen
, : Create a food token.
1/3

Jack of All Trades
Creature — Human Rogue
As long as Jack of All Trades is in your hand, in your graveyard, or on the battlefield, it has the Adventure of each permanent you control and each card in your graveyard.
3/1

Kilnborn Devil
Creature - Devil (R)
Menace
You may exile cards from your graveyard as though they were on top of your library.
3/2

multicolored

Fixed.