Quite So
Instant (U)
Draw a card for each card target opponent drew this turn.
Gain life equal to the life target opponent gained this turn.
"Harumph!

Revelations
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library face down.
, Sacrifice Revelations: Put X cards exiled with Revelations into your hand.

Salvation Promised
Enchantment
Vanishing 6
Sacrifice Salvation Promised: Creatures you control gain indestructible and hexproof until end of turn.
When the last time counter is removed from Salvation Promised, create two 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance.
"Hold on. Even the rays of the sun must reach into the night first."

Unraveling Banner-
Enchantment
Creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, sacrifice Unraveling Banner at the beginning of the next upkeep.
Hope is fragile.

Voluptuous Turkey
Creature - Bird (C)
Whenever Voluptuous Turkey is put into a graveyard from anywhere, each player creates a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", Tap, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
"Gobble, gobble."
2/2

Wash Away The Dirt-
Instant
Put an indestructible counter on target creature that entered the battlefield from a graveyard this turn.
The priests of Ephema anointed the dead in oil and gold, so their next life may be their last.

Xavier's Prerogative
Instant
Counter target creature or planeswalker spell. If that spell is countered this way, its controller may cast a creature or planeswalker spell without paying its mana cost. If they do, you draw a card.
"Every mutant ability is a gift. But not every recipient yet knows how to best use that gift. Here, they learn."

Yes Man
Creature - Human Advisor
When Yes Man enters the battlefield, pair him with another creature you control. Whenever Yes Man isn't paired with a creature, sacrifice him.
Yes Man attacks or blocks the same way as the paired creature, if able. (e.g. if the paired creature blocks something, Yes Man blocks that creature if able; otherwise, he can't block. you get the idea)
3/3

Zenith of Machine Purity
Sorcery
Exile all non-Phyrexian creatures and all non-Phyrexian creature cards in all graveyards. Each player reveals their hand and exiles all non-Phyrexian creature cards in it. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. For each creature card exiled from a hand this way, its owner draws a card. Shuffle Zenith of Machine Perfection into its owner's library.
Each scrape of the boneknife, each grind of new porcelain, each drip of flayed skin forms the humming chorus in Phyrexian: "Perfection."

Abstract Thought
Instant (R)
If a token would be created this turn, instead that token's owner draws a card.
Think only of the possibilities.

Baral, Restorationist Chief
Legendary Creature — Human Wizard
When Baral, Restorationist Chief enters the battlefield, choose a nonland permanent on the battlefield or an instant or sorcery card in a graveyard. Return the chosen permanent or card to its owner's hand.
"They crushed perfection in their hands and thought it good because everyone has their fingerprints on it."
3/1

Cost Analysis
Instant (C)
Counter target spell with mana value equal to or less than the amount of mana spent to cast Cost Analysis.
"You can't afford that."

Deep Sea Hunter
Creature — Shark
You can't cast this spell unless there are ten or fewer cards in your library.
This spell has flash as long as there are five or fewer cards in your library.
Hexproof
6/6

Economic Theory
Enchantment (R)
Spells cost more to cast.
Discard a card: Add . Any player may activate this ability.

Fail

Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays . If its controller has no cards in their hand, instead counter that spell..

Grade
Sorcery - Lesson
Name a nonland card, then look at target opponent's hand. If they have a card with that name, draw a card. Otherwise, Learn.
"I hope you will do better on next week's exam."

Hold Back
Instant
Put target creature or planeswalker spell on top of its owner's library. That spell's controller may learn.
"I can't fail Applied and Theoretical Chronomancy, professor! I need it to still have been to be...never...graduated...next year...again? Okay, but can't you just give me a C-?"

Ink Golem
Artifact Creature - Golem
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a nontoken artifact. If you do, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
3/3

Jellify

Instant
Target noncreature spell becomes an x/x blue ooze creature spell with no abilities. X is equal to its mana value. (It becomes a creature permanent with those traits if it resolves and has no other effect)