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 Post subject: Skeletons!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:57 am 
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Who doesn't like Skeletons? The answer is 'not me'.

Crypt Kitten :wb:
Creature — Cat Skeleton
Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay :wb:. If you do, return Crypt Kitten from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
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North Wind Rattler :1::u::b:
Snow Creature — Pirate Skeleton
:u:: Return North Wind Rattler to its owner's hand.
:2::b:: Return North Wind Rattler from your graveyard to your hand.
"I've seen 'em out there, those lost sailors—their flesh freezing and flaking off like the snow itself, and their breath billowing from their mouths as from the maw of Death."
—Captain Blindeye of Barron Strait

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Lowbridge Skeletons
Creature — Dwarf Skeleton
Menace
When Lowbridge Skeletons enters the battlefield, put a 3/3 black and red Dwarf Skeleton creature token with menace onto the battlefield.
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Bonecruncher
Creature — Boar Skeleton
When Bonecruncher enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Bonecruncher and it gains indestructible.
The meat it tears falls from its jaw onto the ground to be torn again.
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These aren't necessarily intended to be all that exciting, I just wanted to make a bunch of Skeletons. And why not??


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 Post subject: Re: Skeletons!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:03 pm 
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Crypt Kitten is horrifying. What kind of a sick monster brings back kittens?!
North Wind Rattler is a great card....but skeletons don't have breath....
Lowbridge Skeletons is a fine card. It doesn't excite me, but its a fine card.
Bonecruncher is probably too good.

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 Post subject: Re: Skeletons!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:07 pm 
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I imagine a tim burton esque kitten with a skull that can emote.

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 Post subject: Re: Skeletons!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:21 pm 
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Dudibus wrote:
Crypt Kitten is horrifying. What kind of a sick monster brings back kittens?!

No they love it. When they meet a new playmate they come gambolling right out of the grave!

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North Wind Rattler is a great card....but skeletons don't have breath....

They do when I go out of my way to write an overwrought flavour text.

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Lowbridge Skeletons is a fine card. It doesn't excite me, but its a fine card.

Yeah mostly I just liked the idea of one card creating two menace creatures for maximum blocking inconvenience

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Bonecruncher is probably too good.

Perhaps. It's an environment thing I think. In a land without too many tokens it should be OK.


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 Post subject: Re: Skeletons!!!
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Bonecruncher should be in the same environment as Disfigure. Just for the lulz.

These are all really solid.

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