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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:41 pm 
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This is the right thread for that.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:45 pm 
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It's solidifying the inspiration of the designers towards a flavorful representation. It's 100% appropriate.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:53 pm 
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I like to do flavor based submissions that have nothing to do with flavor.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:59 pm 
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: Target player reveals his or her hand. You may put a creature card revealed this way with converted mana cost X onto the battlefield under your control. It gains haste and trample until end of turn.


Ofus is an Ouphe Planeswalker that compel others to dance to playful tunes and enact wild plays against their will. His mechanical identity is primarily mind-control effects and other things that take agency from your opponent, while ironically being blue's enemy colors.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:07 pm 
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For the interest of anyone who's been wondering how I've been doing:

Getting admitted to a hospital is a very political process these days. Insurance companies only cover the most dire of cases. So while the facts that I quit my job, dropped out of all my classes, sleep all day, can't stay sober for more than to week, and tried to kill myself in July (albeit half-heartedly) would seem like a life-ruining situation to most human people, to the people at the top of the medical establishment in this godforsaken country, it doesn't mean ****. They're the ones who make more money than any of the doctors ever will, simply by making it harder to see said doctors. And said doctors wouldn't be hard to see if the insurers hadn't caused the price of all pharmaceutical and medical goods to go thru the roof when they realized they could exploit inelastic demand. They literally get rich off of preventing doctors from doing their jobs, because that's what happens in the land of the enslaved and the home of the cowards. And all they care about is: what's my D.O.C. (it's weed) and have I tried to kill myself in the past MONTH. If the answer to the first question isn't crack, pills, or heroin, and the answer to the second question is no, then you're **** out of luck. So here I am (again) in the awkward position of being turned down by OUTpatient programs (by the actual institutions themselves) because my situation is TOO serious (and they say that, thusly, they lack the resources), while at the same time being turned down by INpatient programs because my situation isn't dire ENOUGH (for a third party with every vested interest in watching me rot to agree to pay for it).

So my phychiatrist is gonna try to pull some strings. Until then—even though I am a white middle-class New Yorker whose parents are both lawyers—I'm gonna hafta figure this out myself, while Johnny the Junkie's parents hire men to literally kidnap him into an institution against his will, all so that he can get off on a DUI a year later cuz his daddy owns a business.

I don't really know what to say besides that sucks, so yeah, that really sucks. I went through that system once, but I was a child so my parents were the ones dealing with most of that. I know simple platitudes like "take care of yourself" aren't really super helpful, but like if you want to talk fell absolutely free to PM me. I may not be able to offer much advice, but I'd be more than happy to listen.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:16 pm 
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Stay frosty.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:50 pm 
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I am not really sure how you Americans put up with your healthcare system. Hope things work out for you Parad.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:26 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 12:30 am 
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Choose a creature you control. Search your library for a creature card that shares a same creature type with the chosen creature and has three or more converted mana cost than the chosen creature, then reveal it and put it into your hand and shuffle your library.


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At the beginning of your end step, if you control fifteen or more enchantments, you win the game.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:14 am 
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for those wondering, this is the last round during which a competitor with 0 points could theoretically make top 8 without wild card. it's not likely but shoot for the stars folks. also you always have wild card anyway.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 11:10 pm 
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"I told you not to touch anything!"



One of my lab partners touched my data tables once. Never again.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 11:40 pm 
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Random question razorbro. If I theoretically end up making top 8 can I still enter the wildcard round anyways?

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 11:58 pm 
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Random question razorbro. If I theoretically end up making top 8 can I still enter the wildcard round anyways?
no, if you're 7th place or higher you can't compete for Wild Card.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:11 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:16 am 
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I don't want to change the rules midway through, but I think next year I'll give 8th place a free pass into the Wild Card round even if they don't actually qualify. let them defend their slot against all the Wild Card challengers.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:23 am 
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razorborne wrote:
Silly wrote:
Random question razorbro. If I theoretically end up making top 8 can I still enter the wildcard round anyways?
no, if you're 7th place or higher you can't compete for Wild Card.

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Lame.

Why not.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:24 am 
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Silly wrote:
razorborne wrote:
Silly wrote:
Random question razorbro. If I theoretically end up making top 8 can I still enter the wildcard round anyways?
no, if you're 7th place or higher you can't compete for Wild Card.

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Lame.

Why not.

because you can't be in the Top 8 twice

:duel:

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:36 am 
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“In respect, in submission, in resignation – I care not. You will kneel before me.”
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The flavor idea here is 'forcing' one of your opponent's creatures to acknowledge your authority and pay due respect, in case it weren't clear enough.


Turns out this is already a thing. Will think of something new.ty Libe


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:44 am 
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razorborne wrote:
Silly wrote:
razorborne wrote:
no, if you're 7th place or higher you can't compete for Wild Card.

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Lame.

Why not.

because you can't be in the Top 8 twice

:duel:

If I won you could just give my place to whoever came in second.

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