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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:20 pm 
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"I said I wanted to meet the one with Adamantium claws!"

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:14 pm 
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"Hey apple! Apple! Hey apple! Hey"

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:34 am 
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"Duuuuuuuuude so much fresh powder!"

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:01 am 
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*draws knife* "It appears the time has come for my rite of passage. Today I become a warrior!" *stabs bear*

TPBM somehow got talked into playing Russian roulette with an AK-47.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:44 am 
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"Now if I understand this right, you just put one round in and then take turns pulling trigger and hope it doesn't fire on you turn." *puts round in* "Here I'll go first"

TPBM's car stalled on the train tracks.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:05 pm 
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*Looks at the train engine fast approaching, then glances down at the dashboard's check engine light* "Well, I guess I can't ignore it any more."

TPBM is about to choke on a piece of Spam.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:23 pm 
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Spam Spam Spam Spam Baked Beans and *gag* Sp.... *Cough* *Gag* *Wheeze* Spa........ *Die*

TPBM is about to be sucked into a black hole and his ship isnt powerful enough to pull away.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:42 pm 
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Next time I ask a Genie to make me a starship Captain, I really gotta read the fine print...

TPBM is a professional window washer in NYC, and the scaffolding breaks while he/she is working.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 10:40 am 
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"Oh, I hope this won't delay me. Unless I finish the 28th floor today, the boss will kill me!"

TPBM is inspecting a warehouse full of fireworks, when they see another worker light a cigarette.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:19 am 
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"Take the job they said... it'll be a blast they said..."

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2014 12:34 am 
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"I'll be safe in this china shop..."

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2014 5:24 am 
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"The fortune cookie was right...."

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Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2014 6:48 am 
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"I cant believe the captain selected me to be on the landing crew to explore the *eaten by giant lizard thing* "

TPBM just realized theres a bomb on his bus and he cant go below 55 mph ...to top it off the brisge ahead it out.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2014 6:59 am 
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"This is just like that one movie I saw that one time...."

TPBM is representing Earthrealm in the Mortal Kombat Tournament.

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Niklor wrote:
Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2014 3:41 pm 
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"I'm finished."

The poster below me just realized the fence they were trying to climb was electric.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
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"Man, being a paparazzi has its down sides."

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Jack Reviews Anime: viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3829

Niklor wrote:
Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


"Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. So the world might be mended."

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
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"Andrew Ryan, you say? Oh no! My horoscope said I would spontaneously combust it I met anyone with the initials AR today!"

The person below me tries to google who andrew ryan is and discovers that google is going out of business for ever. As they feel the heart failure coming on, they say...

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 2:29 am 
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"Oh yeah. He's from Bioshock...."

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Niklor wrote:
Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


"Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. So the world might be mended."

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
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"mmh, this is completely counter intuitive to the cardio i've been recommending to everyone, but it's too delicious for me to care. *munch*"

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:07 am 
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*something you cannot hear due to the train's whistle*

The person below me just jumped into the abyss without the Covenant of Artorias.

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Niklor wrote:
Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


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