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 Post subject: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:15 pm 
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It is a simple (and hilarious) game.

You are given a scenario that you're about to die, and you have to respond to the situation with some last words before you die. Then you give the person below you their dreaded moment, and well, you get the idea.

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Person A: "Tastes like Chicken"

The Player Below Me is about explode. Any last words?


Person B: Group hug everyone!!!

TPBM...........


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TPBM is nearing death while he/she lays in bed. Before passing on to a better life, with all the strength TPBM can gather, he/she tells everybody....

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:22 pm 
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"Re-spawning in three, two, one..."

TPBM just realized their parachute isn't opening

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:30 pm 
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"Can I get a refund?"

TPBM sees a grenade lobbing towards him/her


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:27 pm 
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"I got it, I got it!"

The player below me sees a piano falling from the fifth story window onto them.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:44 pm 
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"I always hated the key of B-flat."

TPBM lost their grip on the Trapeze.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:04 pm 
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"Knew I shoulda listened to my parents instead of running away to join the circus"

TPBM is about to be hit by a runaway train.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:25 pm 
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"I really feel railroaded into this..."

The player below me is falling into a wood-chipper.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 8:08 pm 
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"And I had to ask what was worse than death by beavers..."

TPBM is dumped in a roomed filled with The Joker's poisonous laughing gas.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:24 pm 
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At least I'll die with a smile on my face! Bwa-ha-hahaaaaa!

TPBM is being gnawed to death by rats.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:37 pm 
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"Jokes on them, I have rabies!"

The player below me is going to be burnt at the stake.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:39 pm 
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"Ooh, a BBQ! Can I have some? I love BBQ!"

TPBM is stuck and sinking in quicksand.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:32 pm 
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"I have this.... sinking feeling..."

The player below me is crashing in an airplane.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:07 pm 
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"Hey, I'll bet we beat the ambulance to the crash site by at least half an hour!

TPBM just saw a portal open in the sky above him...and The Old Ones just emerged.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:06 pm 
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"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Cthulhu!"

The player below me has just been shoved into an active volcano.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:40 pm 
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"Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?"

TPBM just ate a peanut which triggered a previously unknown lethal allergy.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:12 pm 
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"Not an EPIC pen, you tosser! Hand me that EP.I...ack .... *Urk*". Thud.

TPBM sees the ballistic missiles arcing down from the heavens.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:36 pm 
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"Man, the weather channel was so wrong today."

TPBM is strapped into the electric chair.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:50 pm 
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"Well, gosh, I'm just, well, SHOCKED!"

TPBM just tripped in front of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre dude.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:08 pm 
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"Want some moisturizer for that leathery face?"

The player below me is hit by a Indiana Jones temple style trap.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:27 pm 
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"Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes!!??"

TPBM just missed grabbing onto the outside of the ship and is drifting off into space.

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