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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:27 pm 
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"Well I guess this proves I've got a backbone afterall. Suck it dad!"

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:09 pm 
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"Damn, I washed my car this morning"

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:23 pm 
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"Alright hunny, count the blinks!!"

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:52 pm 
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"Could I go with the steam-powered chair instead?"

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:30 pm 
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"Lets play reverse russian roulette! Me first!"

The poster below just pressed the selfdestruct button of his secret HQ.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:42 am 
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"Wait, that's not the room service button..."

TPBM thought they signed up for an 'intro to martial arts' class, but they actually signed up for an anything goes, to the death, MMA cage match.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:45 pm 
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"It's only a show, like WWE, right?"

TPBM is being pursued by ninjas.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:32 pm 
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"Well... I cant say I saw that one coming."

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:09 am 
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"If you can't beat 'em, join em!"

The thermos that the poster below me just took a sip from was actually a lead-lined transportation container for radioactive slurry.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:28 pm 
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"Ugh, of course.... once again the girl at Starbucks got my order wrong."

The player below me just got dared to eat that thing thats been on the plate in the back of the work fridge since before Christmas.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:56 am 
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"Still better than the canteen food!"

TPBM had a teleporter mishap, and arrived without legs.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:55 pm 
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"I'm not walking out of here alive."

TPBM is in a submarine that just ran out of gas.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:24 pm 
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"The good news is, we have enough food and water for three weeks! The bad news is, we only have enough oxygen for 45 minutes."

TPBM looks out the window just in time to see an out-of-control 18-wheeler heading towards their house.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
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"And I always thought tornados were the biggest threat to property value out here,"

TPBM is receiving a message when the masseuse decides to give you a Chill Touch.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 6:26 am 
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"Wow! This massage is really cool. I'm chilling out."

TBPM is being sucked by a dark hole.


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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:25 pm 
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"Hey! You remind me of my second wife!"

TPBM accidentally lit themselves on fire at a backyard BBQ party.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:38 pm 
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"Dinner's ready, everyone!"

TPBM is standing up in an open field during a thunderstorm.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:56 am 
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"Storm is a **** mechanic."

TPBM stepped is being eaten by a voracious squidcat.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
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"This would never have happened if you had elected AAARRRGH!"

TPBM is the victim of a political assassination.

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 Post subject: Re: Famous Last Words
PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:23 pm 
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"Vote Aaarrrgh for President!"

TPBM was attacked by a bunch of hungry wolverines.

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