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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:08 pm 
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Granted! Musical theater is now performed in a different part of New York.

I wish to be able to repair my car myself whenever it breaks down.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 4:41 am 
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Granted! However you don't ever remember to put the tools in the car, so it never comes into play.

I wish lightsabers were real.

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Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:47 am 
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Granted! They were real. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

I wish for the ability to think of a clever wish to make each time I post in this thread.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:34 pm 
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This I grant you master! You are never without a humorous and provocative wish to make to the others of your internet forum. However, it seems as if one of those devious assassins of the orient- the dreaded ninja, beats you to the post every time!

I wish to be ninja-proof.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 12:15 am 
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*sets TPmanW on fire* Wish granted!

I wish 'Torment: Tides of Numenera' would hurry up and be released already. Or at least settle on a release date.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 2:05 am 
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*That's some impeccable taste in webcomics you have Garren
I kind of figure Numenera must have come out already when I wasn't paying attention. Guess not*

I grant you this! Your Planescape computer video game has been given a final release date: March 35th, 2015.

I wish fora portable light source that will never run out of power.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 2:16 am 
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Granted! Your nose is now radioactive, providing you with constant light. Right in front of your eyes. Also, causing you face cancer.

I wish for legal access to the equivalent of $50000 in a currency I can use, acquired without harm to myself or anyone else.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:32 am 
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I wish for legal access to the equivalent of $50000 in a currency I can use, acquired without harm to myself or anyone else.


Wish granted. You are now the proud owner of $50000 in tricky dick fun bills. They can be used ..... to purchase things in a theme park that is going out of business 2 days after your first visit.


I wish for legal access to the equivalent of $50000 in a currency I can use for a wide variety of things I personally would consider to be practical purchases for my own use at multiple points in time I would consider convenient to me in locations I can easily access at said convenient points in time, acquired and usable without harm to myself or anyone else.

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Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:03 am 
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This I grant you! Of course, the sudden appearance of $50,000 worth of new Bitcoins has had an interesting effect on the currency. It doesn't help that nobody can figure out where this new money came from. You'll be able to spend your funds whenever you want, but don't expect it retain much value over the coming half hour.

I wish to become a Pokemon!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:02 am 
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Granted! You are now a string of code in an old forgotten GameBoy Color cartridge. You retain awareness, trapped inside your dormant digital prison forever.

I wish for a Pokemon/Magic the Gathering crossover set, compatible with all previously released Magic sets.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 2:13 pm 
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This i grant you. Unfortunately, it becomes the new Homelands and pokemon is forever synanomous with "bad" in the minds of mtg players from then on.

I wish for international peace between all countries.

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Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:08 am 
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Granted. The aliens invade.

I wish for 1000 wishes.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:58 pm 
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Granted. However you must still take turns with other posters.

I wish for 1000 wishes in a row.

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Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:13 pm 
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granted, but theyll all expire within 15 seconds of me posting this, so think fast.

i wish to know whether my personality is more :ur: or :gu:

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:17 pm 
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Wish granted. You are one or the other at any point in time, and it switches back and forth. But there is some Shrodinger-esque situation going on where no one can seem to figure out what it is. So you ask a genie. And he tells you izzet. And you are etternally saddened because your only deck is that Simic ramp one you invested so much of your life into.

I wish for the next poster in this thread to type a 1000 word response to this wish. That is funny.

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Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:45 am 
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i typed a 1000 word response, but I'm not posting it.

I wish for 3 dollars

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:09 pm 
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I grant you three dollars! Zimbabwean dollars of course. It's said that you could starve to death on Z$1000000000, so what you have can't really buy anything. Maybe if you save up, you could get a penny candy.

I wish for $3 USD (US dollars).

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:08 pm 
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Granted! You now have exactly $3 USD in nickels.

I wish I had more time to play video games.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:51 am 
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Your wish has been granted. You have more time to play video games now..... but you also lost your job and are now working at Wallmart.

I wish that we could conclusively declare that P == NP or P != NP as far as Computer Science is concerned.

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Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:42 pm 
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Granted. We could but we're not going to.

I wish for doom.

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