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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:09 pm 
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This game is rather simple.
One poster makes a wish, and the next poster grants it. But with a twist!
Dun dun dunnn!
Then another wish is made by the granter of the previous wish.
This continues ad infinitum and much laughter shall hopefully ensue.


I wish for the ability to always be connected to wifi...

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:30 pm 
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Poof! You now have a networking hub grafted to your skull.

I wish my hair would grow back.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:33 pm 
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Wish granted! Too bad it now grows at a rate of twelve inches of hair per hour.

I wish for $1,000,000.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:45 pm 
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Poof! You get a million bucks instead...during the fall rut. Doh!

I wish I had a private island with all the crabs I can eat.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:35 pm 
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Wish granted! You get a small sandbar and microscopic crabs that will never fill you up*

I wish to be the owner of a movie production studio.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:26 pm 
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Poof!...and the cops are walking toward your office for hiring underage porn stars.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:53 pm 
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Granted! You have the flight abilities of a kiwi bird!

I wish to be able to concentrate better.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:20 pm 
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Poof! You now have the juice-o-matic 2000.

I wish for a thousand wishes

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:34 pm 
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Granted! You get a Wishmonger and :2::0::0::0: in your mana pool.

I wish that I had someone to play Magic with on a regular basis.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:40 pm 
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Wish granted. You get a goldfish in a bowl to test your decks against!

I wish for new episodes of Firefly.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:46 pm 
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Poof!...they are being written by the same mega-nerd that was thrown at someone on a different thread, has zero budget, no actors, no Joss Whedon. (I actually wish they had new episodes, too).

I wish for world peace

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:02 pm 
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The world is at peace...now no-one knows how to fight the invading aliens that are descending.

I wish I caught them all! (Pokémon)

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:06 pm 
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Wish granted! One night an earthquake rattles them all off their shelves, and every single Pokemon explodes out of their pokeballs and crushes you in your sleep.

I wish for the superpower of flight.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:57 am 
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Granted! You can fly straight up into the air at will! However, you didn't ask for a way to get down again...

I wish for a steady income of legal, tax-exempt money.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:31 am 
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Poof!...you now have a steady income of a penny a day.

I wish I could visit the stars some day.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:51 am 
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Wish granted! Unfortunately, the ship programmed to bring you to a star wasn't aware that the center of every star is a sun. You'll be pre-programmed to fly directly into one.

I wish for every game on Steam to be part of my clouded Library on Steam.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:24 pm 
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Granted! Unfortunately, in the process, several viruses get pulled in along with the game. You broke not only your computer, but the entire steam network. Good job.

I wish I could get 8 hours of restful sleep every night.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:36 pm 
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Poof!...the asylum staff knocks you out with drugs every night to stop the screaming while they molest you.

I wish for the strength of Hercules!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 4:34 am 
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Granted! You now have the exact same strength (not proportional strength, equal strength) as Hercules, my cat.

I wish for a freezer which always contains a fresh tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:57 pm 
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Wish granted! The ice cream is in a freezer that you own on top of a mountain in the Philippines.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.

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