It is currently Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:11 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 92 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:46 am 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Sep 19, 2013
Posts: 2156
Identity: Otter
Preferred Pronoun Set: Otterself
Bring a dead game back to life, but with a few changes.

--The first person asks a fantasy related question.
--The next poster must answer it wrong, preferably in a manner that is absurd. (of course)
--Then the poster poses his own question, and the game continues.

For instance, a poster might ask:

Where do Dwarves generaly like to live?

The next poster would reply:

Dwarves generally live on the plains of most worlds, forming deep bonds with their favorite horses living off grain and game killed with slings.

To start this game off, I'll ask the first question:

What race is best suited for a wizard?

_________________
Image


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:29 pm 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Oct 30, 2013
Posts: 11268
Location: Secret Lair
Why murlocs are the best race for wizards of course. Their unique lingual skills make them very good at casting those 20 word spells that must be spoken in perfect Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburgle.




Why do birds fly?

_________________
Jack Reviews Anime: viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3829

Niklor wrote:
Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


"Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. So the world might be mended."

Image


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:14 pm 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Oct 30, 2013
Posts: 7305
Location: England
It is a little known fact that all birds suffer from mysophobia as a racial trait. To counter this, and to allow them to function as a species, the great land-birds of old made pacts with ancient and unknowable evils to attain the ability to fly. Unbeknownst to them however the pact forced them to commit acts of petty evil to sustain their abilities - that is why to this day birds are prolific litterers, thieves and attackers of unaccompanied children.

Why does it get dark at night?

_________________
Welcome! I'm Garren and I'll be your designated villain for the evening.


Last edited by Garren_Windspear on Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:04 pm 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Nov 17, 2013
Posts: 612
Location: Arizona, USA
It is a little known fact that the Sun god, Ra, suffers from narcissistic personality disorder. Each morning he awakens alone, wanting of glory and comfort. So he climbs high into the sky to gain a better view of his kingdom, and to share his brilliance with all mankind. The higher he gets, the more his subjects are drawn to revere his radiance, and so Ra fills with pride and shines down on all the land. But when he reaches the highest point in the sky, the Sun god sees his entire kingdom and realizes that none are worthy of his glory, and so he descends once again beneath the horizon, leaving man to stray in the darkness apart from his brilliance.

How many licks does it take to reach the center of a Tootsie Roll® Tootsie Pop?

_________________
Royal Assassination |
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target tapped creature.

Cipher

In the right hands, even the simplest weapon can topple an empire.


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:37 pm 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Oct 30, 2013
Posts: 11268
Location: Secret Lair
Generally, there is no way to lick your way to the center of a tootsie roll pop. This is because such things are expanding menaces that continue to grow at a rate faster than spit can dissolve them but otherwise indistinguishable to anyone not monitoring them closely. Might I suggest trying an ice pick instead?



How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

_________________
Jack Reviews Anime: viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3829

Niklor wrote:
Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


"Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. So the world might be mended."

Image


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:49 pm 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Nov 17, 2013
Posts: 612
Location: Arizona, USA
147 kilograms (unless its mahogany, then only 133 kilograms). Double that if the lumber is from Norway.

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

_________________
Royal Assassination |
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target tapped creature.

Cipher

In the right hands, even the simplest weapon can topple an empire.


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:20 pm 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Oct 30, 2013
Posts: 11268
Location: Secret Lair
Why the question of course.


Why do bad things happen to good people?

_________________
Jack Reviews Anime: viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3829

Niklor wrote:
Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


"Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. So the world might be mended."

Image


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:11 pm 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Nov 17, 2013
Posts: 612
Location: Arizona, USA
Hinduism got it wrong: karma works in reverse.

Why are there no longer dinosaurs roaming the Earth?

_________________
Royal Assassination |
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target tapped creature.

Cipher

In the right hands, even the simplest weapon can topple an empire.


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:28 pm 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Oct 30, 2013
Posts: 4363
Well, they evolved well past where we believe, discovered space travel and left the planet before the meteors hit. Enough had died before then that we still have enough fossils for our research, but they are currently working on taking over the rest of the universe, with tentative plans to come back to earth, if they ever get bored of their current conquests.

Why do bees sting if they know it will kill them?

_________________
PbP Characters


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:22 am 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Sep 22, 2013
Posts: 11310
Location: Asleep at the wheel
Preferred Pronoun Set: SE / squinty / squints
Well, bees sting because they are all suicidal. I mean, if you had to work for a queen bee, you'd be suicidal as well. They all just want to die horrible, horrible deaths.

Where is the best place to go to find a tiefling?

~SE++

_________________
[D&D 5E] Princes of the Apocalypse | Set-up | In Character | Out of Character | Map: Lance Rock

[Johnny's Quest] October 12 - 18: Cloudstone Curio


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:36 am 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Sep 19, 2013
Posts: 2156
Identity: Otter
Preferred Pronoun Set: Otterself
To find the location you must go to the caves of doom. Then you will find the map of sadness. Then you follow the map for about three steps at which point you will then see a road sign that says Dragons this way, do not go that way instead ask the man at the kiosk and he will say "Target"


How do you get to the land of Midnight Dragons?

_________________
Image


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:46 am 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Sep 22, 2013
Posts: 11310
Location: Asleep at the wheel
Preferred Pronoun Set: SE / squinty / squints
First, you wait until Midnight, then you start dragging things, and there you have it: The Land of Midnight Drag-Ons.

Why is the sun so bright?

~SE++

_________________
[D&D 5E] Princes of the Apocalypse | Set-up | In Character | Out of Character | Map: Lance Rock

[Johnny's Quest] October 12 - 18: Cloudstone Curio


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:26 pm 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Oct 30, 2013
Posts: 11268
Location: Secret Lair
Because the keebler elves are baking it at too high of a temperature.

What is the meaning of life?

_________________
Jack Reviews Anime: viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3829

Niklor wrote:
Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


"Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. So the world might be mended."

Image


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:02 am 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Sep 23, 2013
Posts: 2736
43

Do you know the Muffin Man?

_________________
Come and play 3 Card Magic! The Most Minimalistic Magic Format! (TM)

my ego sig


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:20 am 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Sep 25, 2013
Posts: 9949
Location: Kamloops, BC
Identity: Male
I am aware of no muffin man but am aquanted with a self-professed "cupcake guy".

What is the primary different between a mirrored and a distorted fireball spell?

_________________
Cato wrote:
CotW is a method for ranking cards in increasing order of printability.

TPrizesW
TPortfolioW


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:53 am 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Oct 30, 2013
Posts: 11268
Location: Secret Lair
One breaks a mirror and the other hits a distortion.

Why does Austin Powers always foil my plans?

_________________
Jack Reviews Anime: viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3829

Niklor wrote:
Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


"Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. So the world might be mended."

Image


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 11:55 pm 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Sep 23, 2013
Posts: 2736
He just keeps mistaking you for someone who might do actual damage.

Who is actually in charge of the city of Waterdeep?

_________________
Come and play 3 Card Magic! The Most Minimalistic Magic Format! (TM)

my ego sig


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:36 am 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Sep 25, 2013
Posts: 9949
Location: Kamloops, BC
Identity: Male
The aboleths. Hierarchy in Waterdeep is determined by depth below sea level. The aboleths, with their ridiculously low crush depth rule below all at the side of James Cameron.

What's the magical equivalent of an atomic bomb?

_________________
Cato wrote:
CotW is a method for ranking cards in increasing order of printability.

TPrizesW
TPortfolioW


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:05 am 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Oct 30, 2013
Posts: 11268
Location: Secret Lair
Total Protonic Reversal.


Why is carbon based life more common than silicon based life?

_________________
Jack Reviews Anime: viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3829

Niklor wrote:
Don't you just hate in when people say their favorite anime character is Eddard Stark.


"Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. So the world might be mended."

Image


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answer
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:13 am 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Sep 24, 2014
Posts: 416
Because most health insurance plans don't cover cosmetic surgery.

Why are bards such a generally disliked class?


Like this post
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 92 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group