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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 9:26 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 10:14 pm 
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Since my minions' body temperatures are lower than that of the soup, I pump the soup through some of them beforehand.

You took too long and the soup exploded. Miraculously you and your minions survived, but you now live in an otherwise depopulated country. How do you conquer your loneliness?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:19 pm 
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i distract myself by having my minions engage in gladiatorial combat to the death. those who are unfit for fighting will instead put on a hillbilly-themed comedic dinner theater.

a minion accidentally ate your autographed belgian black lotus because he thought it was kale. what is his punishment?

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Technology situation finally sorted, and thus my forum activity resumes


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 10:27 pm 
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I force him to eat himself. A chunk of his flesh is cut off every day and he is left in a cell with no other food.

You have suddenly lost your appetite. How do you use your minions to solve this problem?

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