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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:06 pm 
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The tone of that last word chills Pacone's blood, who freezes in mid-scrub. Only his eyes move from one hero to the other, sensing the trouble brewing as every club owner over the multiverse learns to feel

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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:05 am 
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Hands out popcorn

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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 3:18 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:18 pm 
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Looks at popcorn, shakes head.

Do you have any pretzels?

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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:00 pm 
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Casually plucks a few more pieces of popcorn in her mouth and then points to Aaarrrgh's broken tag.

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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:45 pm 
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scratches a pretzel off the bottom of the cookie drawer and hands it to Argh without even looking at him




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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:08 am 
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Thee would not be remiss if we threw a tiger or something at them right?

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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:18 pm 
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*raises eyebrow*

Hmmm can't see how that would help the current situation, but it can't do any harm either. Go and see if we've got any in the menagerie.

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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:23 am 
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Ah, ummm ... we take it the requirement to 'feed the animals in the menagerie' didn't mean to feed them to other things then?

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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:30 pm 
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You...ahem...you, our menagerie...:twitch:

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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:59 am 
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But they were so close, and much easier than ordering in new food! The dragons particularly liked the elephants, and the tusks made for a great piano!

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Chance bolts upright. Startled crows fly out of his cloak.

There are dragons here? Where? Can I see them?

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Tiggil unhelpfully chases the crows, giggling incessantly. From an excessively coloured corner comes a series of thuds, each growing louder, as though some horrific beast is lurching into the light. Soon, a gleaming white shape forms from the darkness, a great maw flapping, revealing a deep gullet.

Birdies! I want to play too!

It is soon followed by a second white rectangular shape, this one less energetic and exhibiting a great resignation as a seeming caretaker of the first.

Dryer! Get leave the birds alone!
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I apologise in advance about your birds, Dryer gets a bit carried away with these things. I'm Washer by the way. You wanted to see the dragons?

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Chance is stunned for a moment by the scene, but to his credit, he quickly recovers his composure.

Ah... yes. I take you're the brood keeper, sir... miss... white... box... thing? Whatever. Show me the dragons if you please!

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Washer! Why don't you take our new customer on a tour around the dragon roost?

approaches the household appliance and whispers to a non-existant ear

cleanup the place a bit first, it looks far less impressive with the floor covered in dragon droppings

Be a dear, go go

as the captain follows a rather reluctant Washer, Pacone flashes a smile

Will you stay with us for the season, my captain?

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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:37 am 
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Right this way please.

Washer leads the way up a flight of stairs, quite a feat for a household appliance, and through a window can be seen what appears to be a huge draconic maw bursting from the earth behind the Club. Countless forms lazily glide through the air around it, and occasionally a burst of flame can be seen.

The Shivan dragons have been with the club since the opening of a dimensional gate to the turkey dimension. Originally summoned by Arilias after the destruction of the turkey castle, they have been cared for since then by Pacone and Tiggil. We now have one of the most successful Shivan dragon breeding programs on the plane. Washer sighs, Who knows why though, those two certainly don't.

She sends a weak smile at Chance, If you wait here for a moment, I'll go on ahead and send one to pick you up for a closer look.

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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
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Bounty Hunter realizes she's ran out of popcorn and is now incredibly thirsty. She glances around and then tries to motion to Pacone.

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 Post subject: Re: Hero's Club
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Seeing as the stranger known as Chance is well attended, Pacone turns his attention to the mysterious hunter

Ah, the popcorn trick never failed anyone, ever, shame is on me

Would you like a drink to quench your thirst? Beer? Water? Or something more exotic?

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The woman nods casually while picking a rogue popcorn kernel from her teeth.

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