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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:06 am 
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Cruel Blackguard
Creature — Human Knight Mercenary
First strike, lifelink
Whenever you gain life, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:34 am 
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Cruel Bident
Tribal Artifact — Devil
Pay 1 life, : Cruel Bident deals 1 damage to target damaged creature.
Pay 3 life, : Create a red 1/1 Devil creature token.
The bident's tips become sharper with use. The sharpest are used to tear portals through world-stuff.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:22 am 
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Can't really follow 'bident'... :)

Cruel Intentions
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Target player reveals their hand. You choose a creature card revealed in this way. That player discards that card then sacrifices each creature they control that shares a name with it.
Evil thoughts breed evil deeds.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:22 pm 
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Unintentional Defenestration
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Choose two target creatures at random without flying. The creature of your choice among them with the highest power deals damage equal to its power to the other.
Draw a card.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:43 pm 
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Unintended Consequences |
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Intensify (Reveal Unintended Consequences from your hand: Each opponent may choose to intensify. If each opponent chooses to intensify, put Unintended Consequences from your hand onto the battlefield.)
Whenever a player casts a spell, that player puts each card in his or her hand on the bottom of his or her library in any order, then draws that many cards.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:11 pm 
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Consequence of Evolution
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: Add to your mana pool.
: Consequence of Evolution becomes a 1/1 black mutant creature with deathtouch until end of turn.
: Consequence of Evolution becomes a 2/2 green mutant creature with hexproof until end of turn.
: Consequence of Evolution becomes a 3/3 blue mutant creature with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." until end of turn.
It crawled from the sludge, learned to survive, then learned to thrive.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:19 pm 
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Evolutionary Pressure
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Choose a creature. Destroy every other creature that shares a creature type with it.
"What gives the rose thrush its stunning pink plumage? Queen Mav killed all the grey ones, ancient flying city-rats as they were, and spared only a mutant, fledgling pair."

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:38 pm 
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Repressurise |
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Untap target artifact.
Draw a card.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:23 pm 
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Pressure Points
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Tap target creature and exert it. Remove it from combat. Exile Pressure Points. You may cast Pressure Points from exile this turn.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:46 pm 
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Point of Return
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: Add to your mana pool.
: Gain control of target permanent you own.
The young man came to himself, finding himself in poverty. "I suppose there's only one place left to go now — home."

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:33 pm 
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Return Home
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Each player shuffles all exiled cards they own into their library.
Liliana walked between the broken, overgrown walls. There was no more life here, not even death, only an emptiness. Still, she knew these halls, once.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:07 am 
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Home Stretch -
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Home Stretch deals an amount of damage that is exactly lethal to target creature that was dealt damage this turn. You gain that much life.
If that didn't kill him, I know what will.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:54 am 
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Stretch the Hours
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During your next turn, take an extra beginning phase after each main and combat phase. (A beginning phase consists of an untap step, an upkeep, and a draw step.)
"I strive to make every moment of my life a new beginning."
—Jodah, the eternal

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:41 am 
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Hexed Hourglass :4:
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:t:: Return target spell or nonland permanent you own to your hand. Untap up to X lands you control, where X is that spell or permanent's converted mana cost.
"What's done is undone."
—Hourglass inscription


There is probably a way to break this. It's also probably been done before but if it has I can't think of it


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:17 am 
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Hexed Horror
Creature ─ Elemental Horror (R)
Hexed Horror can't be blocked.
Whenever Hexed Horror deals combat damage to a player, search your library for a Curse card and attach it to that player. The shuffle your library.
3/3

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:14 am 
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Mata Hari, it's not hard to break. Just do a Pestermite with a land that can produce more than one mana.

Hex of Night's Reach
Enchantment — Aura Curse (R)
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At the beginning of enchanted player's end step, that player discards his or her hand.
Toshiro awoke on an unknown world, blinded, alone, and deceived by the being he once had worshipped.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:05 pm 
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whenever anyone uses Mata's full name on here i imagine as though what was said was addressed to Mata's namesake, which is funny because the turn-of-the-century dutch courtesan would have had no context for parsing pestermite. i don't even think she spoke english!

Curtains of Night
Enchantment
Creatures have hexproof and menace.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Curtains of Night.
Night and day turn quickly on the isle of Ish, compelled not by the cosmos but the whims of hour-mages.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:28 pm 
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TIL: Mata Hari was a Dutch Exotic Dancer.

Night of a Thousand Demons
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep sacrifice all non-Demon creatures you control and create a 5/5 black demon creature with flying for each creature sacrificed in this way.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:48 pm 
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Demon Tongue
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Shuffle your library, then exile the top three cards on it. As long as each of those cards are in exile, you may play it by paying life equal to its converted mana cost instead of paying its mana cost.
The words spilled from his lips as beetles and ichor. The earth blistered well they fell and the air spoiled and festered.


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Watch Your Tongue
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Target player creates a 4/1 red Tongue creature token. It has haste and hexproof, attacks each turn if able, must be blocked if able, and as long as a player controls it, that player can't cast spells.
Grunk was surprised to find that actions really do speak louder than words.

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