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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:38 pm 
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A few thousand years ago I visited a small shop in Mercadia where a curious little imp was selling a rare copy of The Underworld Cookbook by Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar. Shortly after I lost it. BUT now I've found it once again (although badly damaged from moths and the like) and decided I'd share with you what pages I could recover by making snippets of recipes into a semi sort of daily card thingy for your enjoyment! So without further ado:

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:38 pm 
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Skewer
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Destroy target creature with 2 or less toughness
“Faerie on a stick can be a wonderful snack, if you have time to actually get them on the stick.”
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
The Underworld Cookbook


Brimstone
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: Add to your mana pool
, Sacrifice Brimstone: Brimstone deals 2 damage to target creature
“For this next recipe, you’re going to need very large oven mitts.”
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
The Underworld Cookbook

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:41 pm 
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That's a really good mana rock. Should probably cost 3.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:44 pm 
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moist and delicious

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:44 pm 
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That's a really good mana rock. Should probably cost 3.


"Cooking is the most powerful magic in the universe"
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 3:01 am 
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These are lovely.

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The format of YMtC and the Expanded Multiverse.
YMtC: My Deck of Many Things | NGA Masters | 2 | 3 | Roses of Paliano | Duel Decks: War of the Wheel | Jakkard: Wild Cards | From Maral's Vault | Taramir: The Dark Tide
Solphos: Solphos | Fool's Gold | Planeswalker's Guide | The Guiding Light | The Weight of a Soul
Game design: Pokémon Tales | Fleets of Ossia: War Machines | Hunter Killer | Red Jackie's Run


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:44 pm 
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Mindfeast
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Target player reveals his or her hand. You choose a card from it. That player exiles that card. You may play that card as long as it remains exiled. You lose 4 life.
“WARNING: mortals should not read this page...”
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
The Underworld Cookbook


Unicorn Stock
Creature - Unicorn
Sacrifice Unicorn Stock: Gain 4 life
“This is the third time this week! If that blood-sucker orders another one I think I’ll have to kill myself.”
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 5:23 pm 
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Greater Sporefrog
Creature - Frog
When Greater Sporefrog attacks, prevent all damage other creatures would deal this turn.
“While sporefrog is completely inedible to even the fattest of demons, the spores it exhales can give quite a punch to any dish”
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
The Underworld Cookbook

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:14 pm 
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Interesting effect. I think it would work better on a larger body.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:17 pm 
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I was afraid of it being Op but maybe.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:59 pm 
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Minitog
Creature - Atog
Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Minitog.
“Cooking for atogs is simple: just get a hammer.”
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
The Underworld Cookbook

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Bake
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Vanishing 3
Exile target creature until Bake leaves the battlefield. When that creature returns to the battlefield, Bake deals 3 damage to it.
“It’s important to have patience. Give each dish the time it deserves.”
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The Underworld Cookbook

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:38 pm 
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Bake is cute.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:19 pm 
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Island Fish
Land Creature - Island Fish
Islandwalk
“If you manage to catch one, begin gutting immediately, rot will set in after three nights”
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
The Underworld Cookbook

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I'm not sure if the flavor text is too subtle or not.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:11 am 
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I think Bake should be a global effect.

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Greater Sporefrog
Creature - Frog
When Greater Sporefrog attacks, prevent all damage other creatures would deal this turn.
“While sporefrog is completely inedible to even the girthful of demons, the spores it exhales can give quite a punch to any dish”
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
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4/4


This design is beautiful. It's a rather simple effect, but used very elegantly.

I think it would lose some of its elegance if it had more power and toughness, because increasing them draws attention away from the ability.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 11:33 am 
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Thanks very much

Also I just noticed the error in the flavor text.

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Stormwake Leviathan
Creature - Leviathan
Flying, Trample
When Stormwake Leviathan enters the battlefield, sacrifice each island you control.
“Leviathan is one of the greatest delicacies, but it’s unlikely to be worth the mana to light a fire large enough, let alone find a cooking vessel...”
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
The Underworld Cookbook

9/9

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:50 pm 
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Repurpose
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“Chapter 27: Proper dinnerware”
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
The Underworld Cookbook


Art Description: A glass golem (or maybe another golem) being blown apart by a red blast. Behind it are plates and bowls forming from the shrapnel of the blast.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 12:06 am 
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Repurpose is really, really nice!

Also, what is flaying? :P


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